It is really hard to dislike the Smurfs. They're so smurfing adorable!
But The Smurfs 2 is smurfed to the smurf with smurf-related puns — these are the worst offenders:
1."It has 101 likes on Smurfbook!"
2.Said to a kissing human couple: "Hey, get a schroom!"
3."I was like Meryl Smurfenstreep!"
4."I call that crêpe smurfsette!"
5."Smurfatunities!"
6."Smurfholm Syndrome!"
7."I made you your favorite [cake]: blue velvet!"
8."He's blue-tiful!"
Oddly, the very worst puns aren't smurf-related at all. They're the result of Gargamel turning Neil Patrick Harris' stepdad into a duck. (Look, just go with it.)
9.First of all, there's this one.
10.Then there's what Neil Patrick Harris tells his step-dad after he sets a flock of ducks free from a French kitchen: "What are you, Martin Luther Wing?"
But the absolute worst of the worst occurs right after NPH's stepdad becomes a duck.