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Steven Soderbergh Is (Probably) Tweeting A Novella

It’s called Glue, and it appears to be a hard-boiled European spy thriller.

1. In a New York magazine interview earlier this year, Steven Soderbergh said he had a “shadow” account on Twitter.

A few days later, Collider’s Steven Weintraub said Soderbergh confirmed to him that the account is @Bitchuation. It’s unverified by Twitter, but the photo attached to the profile certainly looks like Soderbergh.

2. Late on Sunday, @Bitchuation started tweeting a novella called Glue. It started with two epigraphs, and then started in on the novella. Here is the first chapter in full.


“I am a human being, so nothing human is strange to me.” Terentius— Bitchuation


“All humans are madmen when alone.” Francios Mauriac— Bitchuation


I will now attempt to tweet a novella called GLUE.— Bitchuation


CHAPTER ONE.— Bitchuation

Amsterdam. http://t.co/K7BKflK17w

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Amsterdam. http://t.co/K7BKflK17w— Bitchuation

It was difficult for you not to assume the worst after the way your funeral went down. The whole thing seemed like a parody of itself.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

It was difficult for you not to assume the worst after the way your funeral went down. The whole thing seemed like a parody of itself.— Bitchuation

Like anything else, the #&%# was only valuable because everyone wanted it and nobody had it.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Like anything else, the #&%# was only valuable because everyone wanted it and nobody had it.— Bitchuation

You’ve become the receptacle for everything forgotten, and an impulse can only be ignored for so long before people begin to wonder.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

You’ve become the receptacle for everything forgotten, and an impulse can only be ignored for so long before people begin to wonder.— Bitchuation

Everything that used to be a foregone conclusion was for sale—cheap—and regret was a dead battery. http://t.co/47HfFZtGmG

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Everything that used to be a foregone conclusion was for sale—cheap—and regret was a dead battery. http://t.co/47HfFZtGmG— Bitchuation

The window reminds you that you haven’t been in one place for more than a week in four years. http://t.co/m78b98AsnM

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

The window reminds you that you haven’t been in one place for more than a week in four years. http://t.co/m78b98AsnM— Bitchuation

A message: Paris by train. Overnight.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

A message: Paris by train. Overnight.— Bitchuation

H always said, “The hours are great if you agree to work whenever they want you to.”

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

H always said, “The hours are great if you agree to work whenever they want you to.”— Bitchuation

After all, it’s easy to imagine the worst and the pay isn’t too bad, either. Why else have you been saying yes?

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

After all, it’s easy to imagine the worst and the pay isn’t too bad, either. Why else have you been saying yes?— Bitchuation

But now there’s a new definition of permanent, and the same page is something for everyone to get off of.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

But now there’s a new definition of permanent, and the same page is something for everyone to get off of.— Bitchuation

The smart move is to pull up stakes and head for the nearest cliché. But you don’t.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

The smart move is to pull up stakes and head for the nearest cliché. But you don’t.— Bitchuation

The hotel in Paris is a womb. No message from D. http://t.co/PfnWMUtxk0

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

The hotel in Paris is a womb. No message from D. http://t.co/PfnWMUtxk0— Bitchuation

Your first memory of her was her neck. Neither of you said anything worth hearing that night, the first of three at the Nacional.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Your first memory of her was her neck. Neither of you said anything worth hearing that night, the first of three at the Nacional.— Bitchuation

http://t.co/heZW25aLnx

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

http://t.co/heZW25aLnx— Bitchuation

Where the entire 6th floor is wired like Marilyn’s bedroom. But that was okay. You were supposed to be married.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Where the entire 6th floor is wired like Marilyn’s bedroom. But that was okay. You were supposed to be married.— Bitchuation

The American liaison had a worried look. And the joke about ordering breakfast into the lamp didn’t help.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

The American liaison had a worried look. And the joke about ordering breakfast into the lamp didn’t help.— Bitchuation

Still...

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Still…— Bitchuation

A successful trip all in all, even if death was on the menu and your employer owns your history. http://t.co/i5wr2KBFJT

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

A successful trip all in all, even if death was on the menu and your employer owns your history. http://t.co/i5wr2KBFJT— Bitchuation

Never heard if they found Luis or not. Hopefully not. http://t.co/umLUHYsc6M

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

Never heard if they found Luis or not. Hopefully not. http://t.co/umLUHYsc6M— Bitchuation

A text from D. breaks the spell: Meet with S at 2000 hrs at Apt 23. _______ restaurant at 2130hrs to follow.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

A text from D. breaks the spell: Meet with S at 2000 hrs at Apt 23. _______ restaurant at 2130hrs to follow.— Bitchuation

If S was in Paris, then so was the #&%#. Good to know. http://t.co/mbon8vRYXo

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

If S was in Paris, then so was the #&%#. Good to know. http://t.co/mbon8vRYXo— Bitchuation

END OF CHAPTER ONE.

— Bitchuation (@Bitchuation)

END OF CHAPTER ONE.— Bitchuation

28. Soderbergh — or, at least, @Bitchuation — continues to tweet chapters on his feed.

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