16 Relationship Statuses That Should Definitely Exist

Ever wish you could choose a "relationship status" that represents your TRUE status? Us too. ABC's new show Selfie is all about not letting your online self define you. Check out the series premiere Tuesday, Sept. 30 at 8|7c!

1. "Ready to Rebound"

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2. "Recent Dump-er"

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3. "Recent Dumpee"

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4. "In (One-Sided) Love"

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You'll wear them down. Eventually.

5. "Settling"

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6. "I'm Dating Me Right Now"

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Look at you. Can you blame yourself?

7. "Depends Who's Asking... ;)"

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8. "Emotionally Satisfied By My Work Spouse"

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You don't care who knows.

9. "Single and Loving It"

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10. "Single and Hating It"

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11. "It's Serious (With My Cat)"

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Come on... standoffish and hairy is IRRESISTIBLE.

12. "Dating to Rebel Against My Parents"

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13. "Shopping Around"

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14. "Carrying Baggage"

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Can. Not. Handle.

15. "Looking for Revenge Sex"

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WHO ELSE IS DOWN FOR MAKING SOME POTENTIALLY REGRETTABLE DECISIONS???

16. "Trying to Work Things Out"

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For more #socialproblems, don't miss the premiere of Selfie Tuesday, Sept. 30 at 8|7c on ABC!

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