Sufjan Stevens spent a stint at Hope College in Holland, Michigan where he wrote this article for their newspaper, The Anchor.
He starts out by criticizing the best in '90s fashion. Not the flannel!
Sufjan advocates everything from velcro pockets to tuxedo tops and calls for a hair do that's all about compromise.
But really he thinks that you should just wear the same thing every day and never wash your clothes.
The article ends in a call for rebellion against all that mainstream "bologna."
The article was paired with a graphic of the clothing Sufjan mentions (Note the baby blue snow pants).
Sufjan chillaxing at Hope College (Far Left).
Suspiciously, he's not wearing snow pants or a floral polyester collar shirt.
