"I sometimes get really turned on watching American Horror Story." Based on these Whisper confessions.
Good luck today, don't get all wet!
"Timmy understands his Common Core homework and doesn't need your help."
Do you live in the moment? Or do you think things through before you act?
Trick or treat, smell my feet, now try to guess all these sweets.
We all came from somewhere.
Inside the wonderful world of Manhattan's Meow Parlour cat café.
"Being normal is vastly overrated.” –Halloweentown
GHHH I'M JUST SO FUCKING MAD THAT I MADE A BUNCH OF GIFS ABOUT IT!
Good evening idiot hookers, it's time to get drunk!
"That's what she said."
*Cue never-ending tears*
We hope you're following us, because we don't mean to be killjoys. (Get it?)
BLOOP. BLOOP. BLOOP.
Ooh eeh! Ooh ah aah! Ting tang! Walla walla bing bang!
Stop worrying and keep your rental deposit.
The social network for professional connections just settled a class-action lawsuit for $13 million.
Where in the world is Matt Harvey?
Mummies and pumpkins and monsters, oh my!
"Shut up, Dora!"
Perfect for the toilet or even urinal!
The rounds system is the best way to spend more money than you have, get way drunker than you planned, and make all your friends hate you.
It's part of a campaign to raise money for animal shelters.
More like public display of awfulness.
They're a bunch of weird idiots, and that's why you love them.
Because it does not have to be the worst.
The Hall of Fame pitcher will appear as a studio analyst for National League playoff games.
Are you more likely to cry or to vom?
It's good to be a cat.
This is deeper than #blackdontcrack, y'all.
"I searched pressure points on YouTube and used them to make myself vomit."
It actually might be less rude to yawn.
Some costumes were meant to be queered.
FYI, humans have never set foot on Mars in real life.
Oh my god, Becky, look at these graphs.
Haven't you heard the rumors?
The retailer hopes to provide a more inclusive shopping experience.
Deep breaths, please.
The rain ended in South Carolina Tuesday, but officials warned that some rivers were still rising and the danger was not yet over.
A Montana judge says the state's attempt to use pentobarbital as a lethal injection drug is prohibited by the state law, written with another drug in mind, that requires it to use an "ultra-fast acting barbiturate."
"No military in history has done more to avoid harming innocents," Gen. Campbell told the U.S. Senate, three days after a U.S. airstrike hit a Doctors Without Borders hospital in Afghanistan.
After the European Court of Justice invalidated an EU–U.S. data agreement, American tech companies now face increased scrutiny.
The NTSB has launched an investigation into the sunken cargo ship, El Faro, that went missing in Hurricane Joaquin near the Bahamas with 33 people, including 28 Americans, on board.
She tells Variety the "famous" executive asked her to watch him shower.
Sen. Lindsey Graham tells BuzzFeed News that Russia putting boots on the ground in Syria could tilt the balance of power in the Middle East.
Twenty-two people died on Saturday when U.S. forces bombed a hospital run by Doctors Without Borders in Afghanistan. Exactly what led up to the deadly incident still isn't clear.
After much grassroots online organizing, workers rejected a new contract deal agreed to by their leaders. When the current one expires midnight on Wednesday, they may strike.
The plot involves diplomats, a Chinese billionaire, secret cash payments, NGOs, and pay-for-play at the seat of the world's largest debate forum.
Two hundred police executed search warrants early this morning.
On Friday, the company behind the 5,000% price increase for the drug Daraprim will face a round of questioning by the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform.
"It's OK, I'll just get a 217% on the final."
Nothing about this show is random.
When Jenifer Medina looked at the patient's driver's license to identify him, she saw her own brother's face staring back at her.
"What the hell is bagged milk?"
A lot has changed in just three years.
If you eat a Whopper, your poo may be going as an emerald this Halloween.
Jade Hatt, 21, was spared jail after the boy's father told the court that his son was "fully up for this experience".
"My ex-girlfriend was physically and mentally abusive, whenever I told someone they told me to man up and get over it, I never felt so alone."
Because no kid wants a stapler for Halloween.
It's not all cuddles and purring.
It doesn't take a lot of money to look this expensive.
Easy dipping for the holidays, football season, and study snacking.
"Wait… What if you don’t like tea?"
Art hilariously imitating life.
"Do you have a minute?" "Not really." *continues talking anyway*
Time to find out whether or not you're a beauty school dropout when it comes to singing along to this classic.
Color will let you discover.
It's Norman Bates meets the Ten Commandments meets creepy images that will definitely keep you up at night.
Mila is all of us.
It's not like a regular seltzer. It's a cool seltzer.
Sweater weather is the best weather.
Edwin Wheeler, you're a champion.
Mom: I'll be in the store for a few minutes. Me: *dies*
Her new Vanity Fair shoot has her baring it all.
"No, I choose you."
Best costume ever? More like best parents ever.
"$200 to sit in the ballpark and take selfies."