Welcome to the OC, bitch.
Think carefully – this is more difficult than casting a patronus.
You can see all of these stunning images in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar.
The recipe is a piece of cake…cheesecake.
Probably more than you realize.
"Yes I meant that I had 46 drinks of alcohol this week."
A brave comedian has come forth to show you the light.
Gym is bae. (And also sometimes a bitch.)
"Thanks to 'Adultz Bop,' my commute to work has become a commute to twerk!"
Less "groupies and after parties", more "6 a.m. starts and peeing on the side of the road".
It's good to know.
A nary a flag pin in sight.
This quiz is about 96.5% accurate.
Which is you. Duh.
"Do you pee in the shower?"
She just gets you.
It's a love story baby just say yes.
The guide suggests replacing the word "rich" with "person of material wealth" and "poor" with "low economic status related to a person's education, occupation and income."
No one wants to end up with a mouthful of soap.
History is made.
Summer, party of one?
As Tom Cruise makes the publicity rounds for Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, there's no trace of his couch-jumping public implosion. But can those of us who knew him as the greatest star on earth ever shake the catastrophe of the last 10 years?
A new report shows how hackers not only spread easy tutorials on how to hack web cams on YouTube, but also make money off Google Ads running alongside them. Google gets a share of the profits too.
"I don't see you as the type to listen to that."
It's one of the fastest-growing business software companies of all time. But a number of its small business customers tell a story that shows the risks of astronomical growth.
No, it's not Long Island.
In her 33-page decision, a New York judge dismissed a case that sought to give chimpanzees the same rights as people, but noted that efforts to do so may some day succeed.
My partner and I recently closed on a home in the Ingleside neighborhood of San Francisco. Here's what I discovered while house-hunting in this expensive-ass city.
Would you be able to win your baby brother back?
Long Island Iced Tea? Sure thing, garbage person!
I need answers, NOW.
FIND SOME SHOES, PEOPLE.
Are you acing life or do you need some time with a tutor?
Land of the free and home of the lumbersexuals.
You can't spell team without womyn.
Only one way to find out.
They're doing it for Little Women, so why not these other favorites?
Everyone gets a miracle.
When spell check has no solutions for you.