Your eyeballs are crystal balls.
Ellen just wants to scare you, scare you, uh-huh.
This quiz is gonna be a gas!
No offence, but this is brilliant. Via Martin Vargic.
Spice up your life.
"I sat on his girlfriend's face."
"As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show."
More like a fear of falling to my death.
Thank you to all veterans and active duty military for your service. You give us the freedom to frag noobs all day.
Caught red chested.
TRUE LOVE DOES EXIST.
The King of Sassteros.
To hold a door or to not hold a door, that is the question.
We have a lot of questions considering it's only four minutes long.
Because some times the thing your kid is obsessed with in October is that wing backed chair at your parent's house.
Analysis is paralysis.
All results guaranteed fabulous.
Or be best friends with one. Either way, you're winning.
The two most iconic pop groups of the '90s are coming back to spice up our lives!!!
Are you a trivia extraordinaire like President Bartlet?
Wanna Netflix and drill? (WARNING: Contains saucy stick figure sex.)
What a horny old man.
This week, Hannah Giorgis wrote about surviving a long summer of street harassment. Read that and other essays from Quartz, Gawker, Medium, and more.
FINALLY, better battery life and a shift key that actually works.
The images transmitted by the New Horizons mission revealed a hazy blue atmosphere as well as small regions of water ice, NASA said. "It's gorgeous," a researcher said.
Without hiding in a bush outside your house.
Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
"What Do You Peen?" x1000
Straight dudes have no idea.
This week for BuzzFeed News, Kendall Taggart and Alex Campbell uncover how Texas traffic courts flout the law by jailing people too poor to pay fines. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Watch the first four minutes from the Pretty Little Liars season premiere, exclusively on BuzzFeed.
Hook's dad is coming, and Ruby and Mulan are returning!
Can you go 8 for 8?
The cold hard truth about All Hallows' Eve.
The cable guy emerges from the brush. He wields a cable clipper... DRIPPING IN BLOOD!
Because laziness is next to godliness.