This is what happens after the Mario Party.
♫ "Kodaikanal won't step down until you make amends now." ♫
Besides Jill, of course.
VERY IMPORTANT SLOTH NEWS.
Warning: Graphic photo of bug bites up ahead.
The results aren't always that bad.
Harry Potter and the Fault in Our Scars. Thanks to #NewHarryPotterBooks on Twitter.
He Neville Longbottomed hard and he Neville Longbottomed proud.
Are these actual phrases F21 put on a T-shirt or is it something I just made up? ~I'll never tell.~ JK, I will.
Get ready to dig.
Seriously, just stay away.
♫ When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention ♫
No money, no problem.
Things can get hairy with Harry.
Whiskers, silhouettes, and paw prints, oh my!
From Sandra Bland to Nicki Minaj, the racist archetype is used to silence women, and worse. But for how much longer?
The most powerful magic of all.
Meek, you tried!
Jenny Rushmore says she's seen an "overwhelming tide of support and positivity and public cake eating".
Raging cases of chub rub and teeny, tiny bathroom stalls aren't going to stop you from checking everything off your bucket list in style.
Food companies are taking artificial additives out of food to suit consumers' changing tastes. But "natural" doesn't necessarily mean "better," scientists say.
And you should use it as a template for all sandwiches from here on out.
The friendship continues.
Accio birthday cake!
The author of the book Paper Towns has written a blog post in the wake of Cara's intensely awkward interview about the film adaptation.
Have you seen this dog? Because he is awesome.
The app is designed with a number of "Islamic features" for Muslims searching for partners — but it's not for hookups.
Four eyes. A million struggles.
AND IT'S REALLY DAMN GOOD.
Vacuums are the villains of home appliances.
More baller, less mess.
Scarred for life. Or at least for five to seven days.
That eagle is the least of your troubles now, Charlie.
Because now we all have bad blood.
The veteran Canadian actor's viral Globe and Mail column might not have been entirely accurate.
“You... you were working... you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.” H/T Dangerous Minds.
Group work: shitty at every age. :')
A group of Indigenous soldiers has performed a ceremony in Sydney before travelling to Gallipoli to honour fallen diggers.