Going Long On A Stock Is A Lot Like “The Notebook”
Taking a long position on a stock involves a love that should be built to last. “It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over.”
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8 Things That Don’t Make Sense About "The Purge"
After a promising opening at the top of the charts, The Purge suffered a 75% drop-off in its second weekend. One possible reason: IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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LGBT Latino Youth Report Shows Promise And Perils For Teens
Concern about family acceptance is the top problem identified, but optimism for their future is high.
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37 Things That Could Only Happen In Florida
Because LOL, Florida.
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Man Threatens To Kill Little Sister If J. Cole Doesn’t Retweet Him
It was a BB gun. And J. Cole retweeted him. Also, what the hell?
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22 Baffling Revelations You Have When You Move To America
On this side of the pond, asking for a “rubber” won’t get you an eraser.
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Why Every Gay Kid Watched “Baywatch” Growing Up
Never forget.
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Why Bradley Cooper Should Never Have Been Voted The Best Hair In The World
According to this, Bradley Cooper has the best hair in the world. Here’s evidence otherwise.
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25 Real Life Angry Birds
Angry birds don’t just live on your phone: they’re real life. Why so angry, birds?
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How You Thought Sex Worked When You Were A Kid
So innocent…
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Russell Brand Turns The Table On “Morning Joe,” Makes Its Hosts Look Ridiculous
The English comedian/actor was being belittled during the MSNBC morning show, and unfortunately for the program’s regulars, he has the wit to battle back.
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15 Things That Will Make You Say NOPE
Send this to everyone you hate.
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Your Treasury Secretary’s Signature No Longer Looks Like A Cupcake
Much better.
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The 20 Most Important Milestones When You’re A Twentysomething
You can cook mac ‘n’ cheese without reading the instructions?! Well, you’re winning at life.
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Paul Rudd And Emile Hirsch Look Exactly Like Mario And Luigi
Why are these two in overalls that match the Super Mario Bros?!
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Backstreet Boys’ New Song “In A World Like This” Is Pretty Amazing
Check out an exclusive stream of the title track from their 20th anniversary album. Plus, Nick Carter has some advice for One Direction.
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“Rizzoli And Isles” Admits To Playing It Up For The Lesbian Fans
WE KNEW IT.
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34 New Rules For Men’s Fashion
The spring men’s collections just hit the runway in London. According to rules set out by these most innovative of clothing designers, all you dudes should stock up on cropped jean jackets and crocheted shorts.
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Long Islanders Furious After "Princesses: Long Island" Star Calls Hurricane Sandy-Ravaged Area "A Ghetto"
Residents of Long Island are angry with Bravo and calling for a boycott for the way the new reality show portrays Long Island.
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The 15 Silkiest Silky Anteaters Ever
Silky, or pygmy, anteaters are the smallest living anteaters. They’re also the cutest and shyest anteaters.
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Never Get In The Way Of A Little Girl And Her Foul Ball
Or at least be prepared to suffer the consequences.
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27 Celebrities In Their Most Adorable Moments
These moments warm our hearts.
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Philanthropic NFL Player Battling Lou Gehrig’s Disease Mocked By Now-Fired Radio Hosts
This is so appalling it’s practically unbelievable. The upside is that it will bring more attention to a truly impressive guy.
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How To Day Drink Like A Genius
Defend your buzz with bombs of knowledge and no one will question your decision to indulge before noon.
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The “Zesty Guy” Is The Most Perfect Man Ever
You know what Zesty Guy I’m talking about.
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105 GIFs That Should Have Been Sent Into Space
This was the first GIF we sent into space. Humanity could have done so much better.
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Sports Bar Gives Man A Receipt Charging Him For His "F**king Needy Kids"
Apparently, the waiter serving Joe Gibson at a St. Louis sports bar was not the biggest fan of his kids.
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There’s A Sport In The U.K. Called “Gurning” And It’s The Most Beautiful Thing
And by “beautiful,” of course, I mean “absolutely terrifying.”
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Mark Zuckerberg Puts On A Suit, Also Meets South Korean President
The Facebook founder met with South Korean President Park Geun-hye in Seoul on Tuesday, to discuss ways to spur entrepreneurship and tech innovation in the country. The occasion prompted a rare wardrobe upgrade for the Zuck, who switched his iconic hoodie for a suit.
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15 Facts That Prove Cat People Aren’t Crazy (They’re Awesome)
The next time you’re accused of being a “crazy cat person,” here’s your ammo. Studies by Hunch.com and the University of Texas Department of Psychology have proven one thing: Cat people are the best of the best.
