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Two men, one day, 18 vegan hot dogs.
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Nothing wrong with a little embellishment...
GET OUT OF MY LIFE, FLO.
"I want to be out there. I don’t want to be behind closed doors any more.”
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Raise those hands.
Crazy outfits, the rotating stage, hot backup dancers, even hotter celebrity friends: WE'VE GOT IT ALL.
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The Swift Squad is growing...
Tyrion definitely earned his in archery — specifically crossbow.
Or did he enact a double-dip loophole, that technically allows you to double-dip if you second dip an untouched chip corner?
"More like The GodAWFULfather."
Luckily, he had the help of some very helpful locals to save the day.
"You must remember something!"
Listen, things had to get interesting once those kids started going through wifi withdrawal.
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"I was scrubbing him!"
Traffic isn't terrible, I JUST CAN'T GET MYSELF TO LEAVE.
Dark Swan + The Evil Queen = Oh my gahd.
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Don't let the bed bugs bite.
A cute little shitshow.
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If the history of comic books is any indicator, we’re in a major bubble.
Watch out for ze Grindylows.
"I really liked Lando Calrissian. He was hot."
Two vegans ate their way through 22 tacos in one day to help you find the best tacos in Los Angeles.
Sometimes it's the little things that truly matter.
It's so much worse than the friend zone.
They're not on the App Store...yet.
Goofball Ben Haggerty is back.
We're judging you but we're also here to help.
Having kids is even weirder than you think.
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