1. You do your own thing, always.
It’s just better that way.
2. Your dance moves are always a hit.
3. You have your own signature walk.
Nailed it again.
4. And you always win best dressed at parties.
You’ve got all things that are good.
5. You’re inventive. So there’s that.
You don’t need new technology. You’re about innovation.
6. But you can be pretty badass too.
7. You frequently practice your weirdo in the mirror.
It’s why you’re so good at it.
8. You don’t always do karaoke, but when you do, you win.
STILL NAILING IT.
9. You’re fine with laughing at your own jokes.
You crack yourself up.
10. Honestly, your jokes are the best.
If people don’t get it, they’re weird.
11. You live to entertain your friends.
12. And your friends love you for it.
Because you always bring the fun.
13. And when you find yourself in the company of “normal” people?
You’re outta there. Bye, muggles.
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