12 Reasons Why You Always Want Mark Wahlberg On Your Side

Always. Catch more action in 2 Guns, hitting theaters August 2nd.

1. He always has the best snacks, and knows exactly when you’ll need them.

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2. If you’re not on his side, he’ll beat your ass. Even if you’re his brother.

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3. He always has a plan, and it usually involves stepping on the gas.

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4. He has a special way with curfews. And daughters.

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5. What does Mark Wahlberg have for breakfast? Sit-ups.

6. He keeps his family close, even when they’re in jail.

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7. Denzel is his good buddy. And you definitely want to hang with Denzel.

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8. He has a special way of getting what he wants.

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9. And a magical wink.

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10. He’s not afraid of anything… Well, maybe one thing.

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11. He’s always got your back.

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12. And, well, this. Obviously.

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Inspired by 2 Guns

In theaters August 2nd.

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