1. He always has the best snacks, and knows exactly when you'll need them.
2. If you're not on his side, he'll beat your ass. Even if you're his brother.
3. He always has a plan, and it usually involves stepping on the gas.
4. He has a special way with curfews. And daughters.
5. What does Mark Wahlberg have for breakfast? Sit-ups.
6. He keeps his family close, even when they're in jail.
7. Denzel is his good buddy. And you definitely want to hang with Denzel.
8. He has a special way of getting what he wants.
9. And a magical wink.
10. He's not afraid of anything... Well, maybe one thing.
11. He's always got your back.
12. And, well, this. Obviously.
Inspired by 2 Guns
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In theaters August 2nd.