1.
Napping in places that aren’t beds.
2.
Sneaking large amounts of cafeteria food back to your dorm.
3.
Providing an insightful answer when your prof asks you about the 50-page reading assignment you read two pages of.
5.
Going to class hungover.
6.
Organizing your schedule so you have Fridays off and no classes before 11 a.m.
7.
Mastering the art of doing laundry, like, twice a semester.
8.
Avoiding eye contact with people you hooked up with.*
9.
Making ramen gourmet cuisine.
10.
Getting the highest bid for your used textbooks.
11.
Carrying your weight in leftovers back with you after visiting home for the holidays.
12.
Knowing the best hours to hit the gym so you can get dibs on the good equipment.
