1. The know-it-all:
2. The unloader:
3. The Barbie barbarian:
4. The historian:
5. The male staff:
6. The Dairy Queen dilemma:
7. The lake:
8. The fan:
9. The conspiracy theorist:
10. The anti-vaxxer:
11. The rivals:
12. The game:
13. And finally, the harsh truth:
H/T: r/MurderedByWords