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"um, Dr Schrodinger? I opened the box and, well... we may have a problem"
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🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse
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Let me just PHYSICS myself out of this hole
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Ernest Rutherford: "All science is either physics or stamp collecting". Guess he was disappointed with his Nobel Prize in Chemistry.
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Pay attention in physics, you never know when it might come in handy.
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take that, isaac newton
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Not to be reductionist but *literally is just a collection of quarks and electrons.*
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Please turn down the gravity
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We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow
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Everything's an opportunity to SCIENCE!
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sext: i am physically incapable of not misreading hardon as hadron so be prepared to discuss supercolliders i guess
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Galileo's greatest quote.
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Sometimes I think how awesome it would be to be to get a PhD in astrophysics & then I remember that I need a calculator for basic math
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Rick Rolled my physics teacher...
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Me to the bartender: just fuck me up Bartender: the Sun makes up 99.8% of the entire mass of the whole Solar System. Me: shiiiit, thanks man
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Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
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Fahrenheit is the Internet Explorer of temperature scales. A lot of people still use it, but the rest of us can't figure out why.