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18 Physics Tweets That Will Make You Go "LOL, Huh" Like That

"We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet any more, then spent nine years obsessing about it and just drove by its house real slow."

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"um, Dr Schrodinger? I opened the box and, well... we may have a problem"

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πŸŒ“πŸŒŽπŸŒž <-- lunar eclipse πŸŒŽπŸŒ“πŸŒž <-- solar eclipse πŸŒŽπŸŒžπŸŒ— <-- apocalypse

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Let me just PHYSICS myself out of this hole

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Ernest Rutherford: "All science is either physics or stamp collecting". Guess he was disappointed with his Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

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Pay attention in physics, you never know when it might come in handy.

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Not to be reductionist but *literally is just a collection of quarks and electrons.*

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We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow

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Everything's an opportunity to SCIENCE!

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sext: i am physically incapable of not misreading hardon as hadron so be prepared to discuss supercolliders i guess

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Sometimes I think how awesome it would be to be to get a PhD in astrophysics & then I remember that I need a calculator for basic math

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Me to the bartender: just fuck me up Bartender: the Sun makes up 99.8% of the entire mass of the whole Solar System. Me: shiiiit, thanks man

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Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.

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Fahrenheit is the Internet Explorer of temperature scales. A lot of people still use it, but the rest of us can't figure out why.

Tom Chivers is a science writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

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