1.
Forgot which locker you put your stuff in and had to awkwardly search them all in front of everyone.
2.
Pretended like the machine was broken because you had no clue how to use it.
3.
Dropped your phone while you were running on the treadmill, because you may or may not, have been reading your texts.
4.
Went to the gym for the sole purpose of using the showers and hot tub.
5.
Used the mirrors to stealthily check someone out.
6.
And then had to make a run for it when they caught you awkwardly staring.
7.
Got crafty because your only hair tie broke, like the weak, good-for-nothing thing that it was.
8.
Got a serious wedgie and had to find a way to covertly pick it.
9.
Took water breaks, not because you were thirsty, but because you were just done with exercising.
10.
Wanted to drop kick someone for taking the machine next to you when there were a billion open.
11.
And then treadmill-raced them to put them in their place.
12.
Quickly wiped up your butt sweat before anyone else could see it.
13.
Lied down to do abs and ended up just scrolling through social media.
14.
Let out an accidental fart while you were doing crunches.
15.
Caught yourself dancing or singing out loud to your workout playlist.
16.
Missed your entire mouth while taking a swig out of your water bottle.
17.
Got all the way to the gym only to realize you forgot your headphones.
18.
Or your workout clothes.
19.
Tried to lift a little too much weight and got super embarrassed when it came crashing down and echoed throughout the gym.
20.
Took a mirror selfie mid-exercise.
21.
Self-consciously smelled your pits every few minutes because you forgot to wear deodorant.
22.
Grunted obnoxiously while lifting heavy weight.
23.
Angrily glared and sighed at someone for hogging the machines or not re-racking the weights.
24.
Scrambled to pull up your towel after it fell off in front of everyone in the locker room.
25.
Wanted to punch someone in the face while they gave you advice on how to "properly" do an exercise.
26.
Checked out your progress in the mirrors because... well, duh.
27.
And last but not least, left right after walking in because all the things you were going to do were "taken."
