1. The slow-and-steady-wins-the-race approach:
2. This blatantly honest answer:
3. This hard-hitting truth about workout motivation:
4. This post-workout ritual:
5. These best-laid plans:
6. This moment of painful regret:
7. When it feels like time is actually standing still:
8. This moment of beautiful satisfaction:
9. This ~shocking~ realization:
me: i'm gonna start eating right and working out *doesnt do either* weight: doesn't change me:
Touché, body. Touché.
10. This morning workout routine that's not exactly wrong:
11. This very serious and honest question:
Just stopped in the middle of my run to pet a golden retriever puppy, am I doing fitness right?
Side note: He was a very good boy.
12. When you realize that you are indeed a true champion:
13. When your workout ends a little sooner than you'd planned:
me after 1 minute of working out
I'm not saying bring the stretcher. But I'm not saying don't bring the stretcher.
14. This sweat-inducing cardio workout:
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
Damn, did I earn that rest day or what?
15. When you realize the gym isn't as empty as you thought:
16. This momentous occasion we all look forward to:
17. This #fitspo we can all get behind:
Drinking water & working out everyday so that I'm prettier than everyone who has ever wronged me
OK, fine. I know there's other reasons to work out. But this one is particularly motivating.
18. When the music gods answer your prayers:
19. This well-deserved self praise:
20. When you realize exactly why squats are so important:
21. When you're just trying to take full advantage of your gym membership:
Suing my gym because they won't let me drink wine in the hot tub
IT'S LITERALLY JUST WINE, KAREN.
22. When you could maybe be a slightly more enthusiastic workout buddy:
23. This honest confession:
Just got back from running 10 miles! Okay, 7 miles. FINE 3 miles. Or...1 mile. Okay okay I ran a block. Jogged. Walked. I fell off my couch.
Well, if you're going to get technical about it.
24. This post-workout snack:
Me: I just finished my workout I should eat something healthy Me to me: eat a full pizza, you earned it
*Calls Dominos on speed dial.
25. And this crystal clear logic:
