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    Updated on Aug 23, 2018. Posted on Oct 4, 2015

    Here's What Actually Happens When You Start Lifting Weights

    Welcome to Swole City. Population: You.

    1. At first, your body doesn't know WTF is going on and it hates you a lot.

    2. But then those post-lifting endorphins kick in and they put you in the best mood ever.

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    "How's everyone doing? GREAT? What a beautiful day, am I right? I mean could life be better?"

    3. Your palms have never looked gnarlier.

    4. And your conversation starters have gotten a little more niche.

    Wait, were we not talking about gains?

    5. Random bruises start showing up all over and you really have no idea how they got there.

    6. Cardio starts to become more and more of an afterthought.

    7. THIS becomes the most glorious thing you’ve ever seen.

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    Nothing more beautiful than a rack of dumbbells just waiting to be lifted. Nothing.

    8. And you realize you'd rather wake up early than have to wait in line for the weights you want.

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    *Hits snooze*

    *Is hit by the realization that waking up now means all the machines will be free.*

    *Leaps out of bed.*

    9. You start to kind of love that sore-all-over feeling.

    It's just proof that you went hard.

    10. You strongly consider the possibility of creating an elaborate home weight room.

    11. Everything — your bag, groceries, laundry, people — starts to feel a LOT lighter.

    12. You even become the go-to jar-opener person.

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    Anybody craving some pickles?

    13. You don’t know if it’s because of the extra stamina, energy, confidence, or core strength, but you’re definitely having the best sex of your life.

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    Round two?

    14. And your selfie game has never been stronger TBH.

    15. Your t-shirts start to get a bit snug in the arms.

    16. And your jeans are feeling tighter in the thigh area.

    17. You learn that there are actually MUSCLES in your BUTT.

    18. Your life starts to revolve around your feeding schedule.

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    There's your pre-workout shake, your during-workout bar, your post-workout snack, lunch, after-lunch snack ... yeah, on lifting days mealtime is all the time.

    19. And there can never be too much protein.

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    Who needs carbs when you've got steak?

    20. Which makes you very familiar with this problem.

    How does the scooper always manage to be at the very bottom?

    21. You start flexing anywhere, at any time, for no particular reason.

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    It's like you can feel the gains every time you flex.

    22. In fact, you've taken up a new hobby: Touching your muscles any time your hands are free.

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    ~Feelin' myself~

    23. Your clothing purchases have taken a unique turn for the neon and spandex.

    24. And taking rest days actually turns out to be the worst.

    Only 12 hours, 5 minutes, and 52 seconds until you can work out again. But who's counting?

    25. It dawns on you that feeling strong is basically the best feeling you’ve ever had.

    26. And you're pretty sure you're an actual fucking superhero tbh.

    May the swole be with you.


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