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Here's What Actually Happens When You Start Lifting Weights

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3. Your palms have never looked gnarlier.

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It’s like the barbell gave you a few hickeys.

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5. Random bruises start showing up all over and you really have no idea how they got there.

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But you secretly think they're pretty cool.

6. Cardio starts to become more and more of an afterthought.

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I'll do my reps faster. How's that for cardio?

8. And you realize you'd rather wake up early than have to wait in line for the weights you want.

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*Hits snooze*

*Is hit by the realization that waking up now means all the machines will be free.*

*Leaps out of bed.*

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10. You strongly consider the possibility of creating an elaborate home weight room.

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Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and curl, amirite?

11. Everything — your bag, groceries, laundry, people — starts to feel a LOT lighter.

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Lightweight baby!

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14. And your selfie game has never been stronger TBH.

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*Flips hair, flexes, instagrams*

15. Your t-shirts start to get a bit snug in the arms.

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In the most amazing way possible.

16. And your jeans are feeling tighter in the thigh area.

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Killer quads > skinny jeans

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17. You learn that there are actually MUSCLES in your BUTT.

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Who knew?

18. Your life starts to revolve around your feeding schedule.

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There's your pre-workout shake, your during-workout bar, your post-workout snack, lunch, after-lunch snack ... yeah, on lifting days mealtime is all the time.

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23. Your clothing purchases have taken a unique turn for the neon and spandex.

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Can't stop won't stop.

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25. It dawns on you that feeling strong is basically the best feeling you’ve ever had.

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🙌

26. And you're pretty sure you're an actual fucking superhero tbh.

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Do some squats, some deadlifts, and then take on the world.