Health·Posted on Oct 29, 201626 Funny Jokes That Are Definitely You At The Doctor's Office"I hate when I go to the Doctors office thinking I'm dying and they tell me I have a cold."by Shannon RosenbergBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. merritt k rool @merrittk me: im tired all the time doctor: you need to eat better & keep a sleep schedule me: pump my body full of stimulants until i die, you say? 07:55 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ಠ_ಠ @kittylover420 Why do ppl try to make conversation in the doctors office waiting room I clearly am not here to make friends 03:22 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. spoopy tori @tinyfischbach i just walked into the doctors office and they're playing torn, did i ask for tears 05:57 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The Body @ReidLBaker21 Little girls just laughed at me in the doctors office because I was trying to sleep... jokes on you you have to get a shot 08:35 PM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Will @Subtweetg0d Doctor: "Do you smoke or drink alcohol?" Parent: "No, he does not" me: 03:42 PM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. StrenBRO™ @zStreno *at doctors office* Doctor: your heart rate is slow, do you run a lot? Me: ahahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahahahhah...that's a good one 04:49 PM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. brent @murrman5 "when people say different color bell peppers taste different" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically 02:41 PM - 29 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon optometrist said to wear sunglasses and my doctor said to wear a jacket who do i see about a medicinal motorcycle and guitar prescription 08:33 PM - 28 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. A R I A N A @arianaaakardash i turn nineteen in two weeks and i still call my mom when filling out paperwork at the doctors office 03:31 AM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Vikki Vallencourt @VikkiCass_ Some guy in the doctors office just said to me "wow you sound so sick".........why the fuck else would i be here 08:43 PM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ну∂αяαвα∂ωαℓι ☺ @tweets_chor Doctor : can you show me from where the pain is coming ? Me : shows the message that has been read without reply 💔 03:05 AM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. call me liv-sy @liv_thatsme Doctor: You're dying. Me: Haha, aren't we all, doc? Doctor: ... Me: Oh. You mean imminently. 01:59 PM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lauren Canzi @Canzabeast The longer I sit in this doctors office, the more I know I don't want children. 07:51 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Morgan Fitzgerald @morgzeli Me leaving the doctors office after getting a shot 03:40 PM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Neffie @Neffcessity I hate when I go to the Doctors office thinking I'm dying and they tell me I have a cold. 09:11 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Valerierose Graber @Faith_Tatted When my doctors office asks me to schedule my checkup in 6 months. Girl I don't even know my plans next week. 05:48 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jay Holder @jauntingjourno After how long of a wait is it appropriate to ask for your copay back? #DoctorsOffice 02:58 PM - 07 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jake o lantern 🎃 @JakeFromIowa i asked the doctors office to put on Spongebob in the waiting room. they didn't. 03:32 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kim @KimReynolds1 Nurse at Doctors Office: "Are you still 115lbs?" Me: LOLZZZZZZZZZZ 03:17 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. amanda bynes @AmarndaBvnes Doctor: I think you'll need a shot Me: AYYYYY Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila* 02:19 AM - 25 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Travis Odom @travis_odom34 my mom wanted me to get her a magazine at the doctors office so I gave her a @Cosmopolitan magazine 10:32 PM - 24 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Bansheesa Hanawalt @lisadraws DOCTOR: Have you been stressed lately? ME: Sometimes I have to drive next to trucks on my way to work DOCTOR: ME: BIG trucks 05:28 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Chris Downing @chrisdowning Sex on fire is both a Kings of Leon song, and an option on the std pain assessment chart at the doctors office. 05:31 AM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Tony @Tmoney68 [Doctor's Office] Dr: I'm not going to candy-coat this.... Me: *misses bad results of test because I'm imagining a coat made of Skittles* 06:59 PM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ️ @moderngIow Me: "I was taking ibuprofen and that didn't help" Doctor: "I'm gonna prescribe ibuprofen to help okay? :)" Me: 06:07 PM - 20 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Amanda. @amanda_duhhh Been in this doctors office for over an hour.. like c'mon I've got Jell-O shots to make. 02:32 PM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite