back to top
Health

31 Things That Sound Fake To Anyone With Big Boobs

Wearing a bikini top and not having underboob, sideboob, ALL the boobs.

Posted on

1. Wearing a strapless bra without having to hike it up every five minutes.

Paramount Pictures / Via riffsy.com

2. Working out and not having all of the boob sweat.

3. Finding a comfortable bra that actually fits and isn't hideous.

4. Running, jogging, or even speed-walking anywhere without wearing a sports bra.

5. Wearing a button-down shirt without it busting at the seams.

6. Doing a full crunch.

7. Wearing a bikini top and not having underboob, overboob, sideboob, all the boobs.

20th Century Fox / Via imgur.com

8. Successfully taking a bath with your entire body submerged.

9. Hugging anyone shorter than you without them getting a face full of tatas.

BET / Via dump.fm

10. Wearing anything with no back.

11. Or cute lacy tops and bandeaus.

Instagram: @bleasedale

12. Walking down stairs without bracing yourself.

Universal Pictures / Via mypitchperfect.tumblr.com

13. Making it through a meal without spilling food on your boobs.

14. OR getting food lost in your boobs.

15. Going a whole day without someone accidentally touching them.

Sony Pictures / Via imgur.com

16. Wearing a low-cut top without the girls coming out to play.

17. Getting through a high-intensity workout without injuring yourself or someone around you.

18. Going braless anywhere, anytime, EVER.

19. And wearing a top with a built-in-bra, lol.

20. Online shopping without stressing over which size is actually going to fit your chest region.

21. Lying on your back and being able to see the TV over your boobs.

E!

22. And lying down comfortably on your stomach.

23. Making it through an entire day without taking your bra straps off.

BRAVO / Via riffsy.com

24. Or surviving 24 hours without getting massive indents on your shoulders.

25. Jumping for joy, ever.

MTV / Via reddit.com

26. Wearing anything loose-fitting and not looking like a lamp shade.

27. Wearing long necklaces without them getting sandwiched between your goodies.

MTV

28. Being able to borrow any of your friend's tops, jackets, bras, bikini tops — basically anything that involves fitting your breasts.

29. Finding a comfortable way to wear your seatbelt.

30. Venting about your boobs without being told you're humblebragging.

BRAVO / Via popkey.co

31. And last but not least, going a whole day without playing with them.

Because in the end, despite the struggles, you know they're pretty awesome.

Warner Bros. Television / Via photobucket.com

All boobs are great boobs.

The best things at three price points