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25 Things You Should Never Say To Someone With Big Boobs

Go ahead, ask us if they're real one more time.

1. "Ugh, I wish my boobs were as big as yours."

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Do you want the back pain, the not being able to find bras in your size, and the inability to jump without knocking yourself out too?

2. "Actually, OK, maybe not THAT big."

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We're so glad you let us in on that conclusion you've come to.

3. "Seriously, can you share some with me!?"

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How is that ever going to happen? But, yeah, sure.

4. "You know how many things I could fit in just one of your bra cups??"

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A full-sized elephant? A baby humpback whale? The Titanic pre-iceberg?

5. "You should really consider wearing sexier bras."

6. "Stop hiding those things! You need to flaunt what you got!"

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We really don't know if the world is prepared for that.

7. "Whoa, boobs are out tonight!"

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8. "Are you seriously complaining about having big boobs right now?"

Yes, and as long as we have back pain, all the boob sweat, and endless shopping struggles, it will continue.

9. "What size T-shirt do you want?"

10. "When you get bored do you ever with them?"

11. "What are you going to do when they start going south?"

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We're going to go braless every damn day and wave them around in all their saggy glory. That's what we're going to do.

12. "So how much do you think they weigh?"

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Wait hold on let us get our special boob scale.

13. "I bet that backless top would look amazing on you!"

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Hope you're excited to see our bras then!

14. "You could just wear a cute bandeau!"

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Until they make them in special gravity-defying form, we’ll pass.

15. "Do you ever get things lost in there?"

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16. *Literally anything said while someone is making direct eye-to-boob contact.*

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Um...up here?

17. “Have you ever considered getting a breast reduction?”

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Have you ever considered minding your own damn business?

18. "Why aren't you wearing a strapless bra with that?"

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Because gravity.

19. "OK, let's start with some jumping jacks!"

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*Grabs boobs in preparation*

20. "Those things probably make the best pillows."

You'll never find out.

21. "Damn, I couldn't even fit those in my hands!"

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Well, it's a good thing we didn't offer you the job, then.

22. "You know, I'm actually a boobs guy/girl."

*Cue slow clap* 👏👏👏

23. "Ooh, try on this cute button-down!"

24. "You've totally got the boobs for that dress/shirt/swimsuit."

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Because we all just dress for our chests, right?

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Ask us again. Seriously, ask us that one more time.

Then again, sometimes the glass is half full.

Shout-out to all the big-boobed sisters! Keep on keeping on.

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