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25 Things You Should Never Say To Someone With Big Boobs

Go ahead, ask us if they're real one more time.

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1. "Ugh, I wish my boobs were as big as yours."

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Do you want the back pain, the not being able to find bras in your size, and the inability to jump without knocking yourself out too?

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5. "You should really consider wearing sexier bras."

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Sorry, we really need the coverage and support so that our boobs don't just jump ship and expose themselves one by one.

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9. "What size T-shirt do you want?"

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Guys, it is actually impossible for us to know what size T-shirt will fit the girls until we've tried it on.

10. "When you get bored do you ever just...play with them?"

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Yes...actually, yes, we do.

11. "What are you going to do when they start going south?"

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We're going to go braless every damn day and wave them around in all their saggy glory. That's what we're going to do.

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23. "Ooh, try on this cute button-down!"

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We've been over this before, people.

Then again, sometimes the glass is half full.

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#Truth

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