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27 Jokes About Running That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

"My running form could be described as 'drunk woman slowly being chased by no one.'"

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I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.

2.

I hate when I’m running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it’s been 4 minutes.

3.

woke up in running clothes. really admire drunk me and her ambitions.

4.

do people running at 6am know about not running at 6am

5.

[friend is telling me about running a marathon] *raises hand* "So you like did this on purpose?"

6.

That awkward moment running near a friends house when you want to text them "hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?"

7.

so phil and i actually just WENT FOR A RUN. i can't tell if the taste in my mouth is victory or blood from my lungs but i'll savour it.

8.

*jogs for 8 minutes* *doesn't stop sweating for 14 hours*

9.

I'm thinking of running a marathon. Well, I'm thinking of TRAINING for a marathon. Okay, I just want to carboload.

10.

I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.

11.

Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day..

12.

"What the fuck are we doing" - my legs during recreational jogging

13.

Running is great, cause you forget all your problems because you're too busy focusing on one problem, and that's that your whole body hurts.

14.

I always hope that when people see me outside running they think, "wow, an athlete!" but instead it's prob more like, "Aw, good for her."

15.

If you ever hear me say I "love" running, I want you to sign me up for a backwards marathon down a set of spiral stairs.

16.

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because you forgot Body Glide and it's time to take a shower." -Charlie

17.

About to start my first half marathon and no one can tell me where the diarrhea pits are located

18.

SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH SLAM flop boing jiggle OUCH --Me, running

19.

finally tried the whole "jogging" thing. there are people who do this every day?? for longer than ten minutes???

20.

Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!

21.

ME: can't go running with you, all my workout clothes are dirty FRIEND: oh nice, been exercising? ME: no, pasta sauce

22.

My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”

23.

I like all the things about running that aren't running. (Eating carbs, comfortable footwear, being cheered.)

24.

Such a beautiful day out, I thought I'd go running. But then I remembered I don't do that so now I'm eating Doritos for breakfast.

25.

do people who run know that we're not food anymore

26.

I wish running felt great during and terrible after instead of the reverse, because I seem to be better about doing things in vodka order.

27.

*Decides to start running again. *Bends over to tie shoes. Lol. Nope.

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