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Literally Just 27 Jokes About Trying To Be Healthy

"Buying a salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it."

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I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese "So you want a cheeseburger?" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad

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My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.

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Nutrition question: how many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?

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I would be mad at myself for blowing $60 at Whole Foods, but I did get 4 things so

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Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.

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I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.

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Buying a salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it.

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Thing I Counted As Exercise Today: Going to exchange a sweater but forgetting the sweater, then eating a burrito and going home.

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