1. Coming up with A+ excuses for why you have to bail on plans. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix / Via tenor.com When really you're just going to be catching more 💤. 2. Resourcefully making a bed out of whatever materials are at your disposal. instagram.com / Via Instagram: @squiresfamily5 Where there's a will, there's a way. 3. Using the ~athleisure look~ to basically wear glorified PJs all day. Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed Give me sweats, or give me death. 4. Finding innovative ways to hide the dark circles under your eyes. Dami Lee/BuzzFeed I was born with these, probably. 5. Being able to fall asleep within a few minutes of starting any show or movie. NBC / Via giphy.com No practice necessary. 6. Making it look like you're awake and listening while at work/in class, when you're actually stealthily sleeping. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. / Via riddlemetom.tumblr.com A true art form. 7. Yawning on command. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! / Via theupliftmofo.tumblr.com Putting it on the resume. 8. Planning your schedule perfectly so you can achieve optimal nap time. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via giphy.com Nap time > all other time. 9. Keeping a constant supply of caffeine on you no matter where you go. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via frontdeskreactions.tumblr.com Need coffee running through my veins at all times. 10. But also drinking multiple cups of coffee and somehow still managing to feel tired afterward. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via tenor.com Tall, Grande, Venti. It doesn't matter. 11. Pressing the snooze alarm like 10 times without batting an eye. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney / Via ifunny.co This can often be problematic. 12. And therefore, being able to roll out of bed, get ready, and be out the door in under 20 minutes flat. Anna Borges / Via buzzfeed.com Who actually brushes their hair, honestly? 13. Fostering relationships with only people who are truly sensitive/understanding of your perpetually tired needs. Anna Borges / Via buzzfeed.com One of my most valuable assets, tbh. 14. Making it seem like you're attentive and participating in a convo, when you're really thinking about how soon you'll be able to go to bed. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Sony Pictures / Via imgur.com It's all about the multitasking. 15. Procrastinating and pushing back everything on your to-do list for other ~priorities~. Loryn Brantz / Via BuzzFeed Sleeping is very important to overall health. Alright, Sharon? 16. Creating systems that allow you to reach everything from your bed so you never have to leave it. instagram.com / Via Instagram: @superyanchik If it's not within arm's reach, forget about it. 17. Keeping a detailed mental list of what foods and drinks will have you totally lights out in no time. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF BRAVO / Via tenor.com Maybe don't pass the turkey sandwich, please. 18. Resisting the extreme urge to fall asleep when faced with a prime sleeping environment. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF memegen.com People who put couches in the work place are just asking for it. 19. And last but not least, actually getting a full eight hours of sleep and somehow still managing to feel tired the next morning. butlercat.tumblr.com Being tired is a lifestyle, people.