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22 Of The Funniest Excuses People Have Used To Justify Skipping A Workout

Working out sounds good, but so does making a sandwich.

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We’ve all been there. Skipping a workout just makes you feel too guilty unless you have the ~perfect~ excuse for why you just can't exercise.

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We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the funniest reasons they've used to justify skipping the gym. Here’s what they said:

1. When the universe is talking you have to listen.

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"I said I would start my run at 12:00 p.m.. When I checked it was 12:02 p.m., so I figured that was a sign it shouldn’t happen and watched Netflix instead."

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2. Because your health ALWAYS comes first.

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"It was cold out, and the gym was too close for my car to warm up on the drive there or back...so I obviously couldn't go and risk getting sick, because if I was sick I wouldn't be able to get a good workout!"

–Danielle Legacy, Facebook

6. Or on an empty stomach.

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"I didn't want to walk down the stairs (where all my equipment is). So I walked down the stairs and made myself a sandwich, then walked back up the stairs to watch Netflix."

–Megan Wilson, Facebook

7. Because you don’t want to meet your one true love unless everything is perfect.

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“I was out of cute workout clothes that emphasized the better parts of my physique, so I threw on a t-shirt and some basketball shorts, and when I walked into the bathroom to see how my hair looked, I thought… ‘What if the guy who I’m supposed to marry is at the gym today?’... I then smiled at myself in the mirror proud of this news, and just shrugged and said, ‘Oh well! Guess I’ll have to stay home instead!’”

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8. Doctor Who > Exercise (always)

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"Doctor Who Marathon... And anyone worth their salt would agree that this is an excellent reason and not at all ridiculous."

–Ronan Rodriguez, Facebook.

9. Unnecessary showering is totally a hassle. And bad for the environment.

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"I had already showered and didn't want to have to shower a second time."

–Bethany Robertson, Facebook

10. Because you absolutely can't work out without the proper attire.

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"Purposely forgetting to wash gym clothes!"

–Nafoo Naxim, Facebook

11. There are certain shows that HAVE to be watched live on the TV screen.

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"I was going to miss watching The King of Queens on the TV screen. So I stayed home and watched it. I just didn't leave afterwards."

–Becca Marleney, Facebook

12. Because you can't mess with tradition.

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"Because if I tried to work out today it would throw off the 'not going to the gym today' streak I've had going my entire life."

–Taylor'Lynn Glover, Facebook

14. Because commitment is a virtue.

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"I didn't want to take a break from gluing gems on my My Little Pony cosplay."

–Lauren Marie Brashear, Facebook

15. And should be taken very seriously.

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"I have a prior engagement with food."

–Gloria Lia, Facebook

16. Because messing with bowel movements is asking for trouble.

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"I did it because I had to take a shit, and I was afraid of working out so hard, the shit would just slip out."

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17. Because no earphones definitely means no workout.

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"I drove all the way to my gym, got out of my car, and realized I had forgotten headphones for my iPod… So I just decided to go back home."

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18. Because putting time into friendships should be a priority.

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"I was too busy trying to come up with a witty fantasy football team name to make fun of my opponent. I wasted almost two and a half hours before realizing and calling that gym day a bust."

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19. Because you care about the stuff you own.

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"I just got a new leather couch and I was 'afraid' my cat might scratch it."

–Gina-Marie Martinelli, Facebook

21. Sometimes just being awake is a workout in itself.

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"It was daylight savings and we gained an hour. I told myself that I had spent an extra hour being awake and walking around, so I didn’t need to work out."

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22. Nothing comes before McDonald's breakfast... nothing.

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"I work third shift and usually work out after work but one morning due to system issues I got out really late and if I worked out I would miss breakfast at McDonalds. Egg McMuffin FTW."

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