Health·Posted on Dec 29, 201624 Jokes That Perfectly Sum Up What It's Like To Work OutHuff, puff, pass... —me trying to run this morning.by Shannon RosenbergBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Joel @joeljeffrey My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital. 01:16 PM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson [at the gym] Me: what does this machine do? "Sir, that's a bench." Me: perfect. 07:03 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Girl On Tapas 💚 @girlontapas Huff, puff, pass... - Me trying to run this morning. 11:11 AM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ali Spagnola @alispagnola The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room when I'm still kinda wet from the shower. 06:25 PM - 31 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Angie B @angibangie Ugh, who has time to work out? -I say before a 45 minute nap. 07:04 PM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lindsay Holmes @lindsaygholmes Just stopped in the middle of my run to pet a golden retriever puppy, am I doing fitness right? 11:40 PM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lisa Marie @xLiserx Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?! 12:18 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Zachary Flynn @zacharyflynn I'm the best at pretending there's something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don't know how to use it. 03:19 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kent Graham @KentWGraham My workout playlist is one song. 11:09 AM - 31 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Spencer Robinson @13spencer Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down. 12:15 PM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Thing I Counted As Exercise Today: Going to exchange a sweater but forgetting the sweater, then eating a burrito and going home. 07:34 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. nicole byer @nicolebyer I cried at the gym today bc the elevator was broken & I had to take the stairs. It was like they made me exercise b4 I was gonna exercise 03:32 AM - 20 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🎅🏻Ho Ho Jo @Just__J0 Just added 'Wandering Around the Parking Lot Looking for My Car' as another Track Exercise on my Fitbit. 01:12 PM - 19 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Gina Livorsi @GinaLivorsii How to get ready for the #gym: Throw on sports bra Put on leggings & comfy top Grab shaker cup Pour wine into it Sit on couch Netflix 03:30 PM - 06 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote. 07:47 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. mark @TheCatWhisprer My favorite gym day is when I do 20 minutes of untangling my ear buds and then leave because I'm hungry. 12:26 PM - 11 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. n2o @1evilidiot I was going to go running but no one was chasing me. 06:18 PM - 08 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. SuperRandomish📎 @SuperRandomish I've never done CrossFit but I have chased my shopping list through a windy parking lot before. 06:45 AM - 09 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins My exercise plan: I will not stop coming to this gym until I have memorized all syndicated seasons of Bones via closed captioning. 05:54 PM - 23 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. dan mentos @DanMentos [at the gym] "Excuse me where are the stepper machines?" Up on the 2nd floor *takes the elevator* 12:50 AM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell I thought a spin cycle class was about laundry. 07:02 PM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Bea_ker @bea_ker Gym Instructor: I'm sorry, what did you say your goal was? Me: [louder and slower] I want to be able to throw myself over a moat 12:02 PM - 17 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. jonnifer lopez @senderblock23 "What the fuck are we doing" - my legs during recreational jogging 05:55 PM - 02 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. The Eh Factor 🇨🇦 @AngelaEhh Fitness status: Saved a bunch of workout videos on fb for later. Much later. Probably never look at them again. 04:49 AM - 02 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite