1. Exactly how one burps is an anomaly to you.
2. You've even Googled it a time or two and can't figure out wtf is wrong with you.
3. And every time you ask someone IRL how to burp they just say "IDK, you just do it."
4. You're actually paranoid that you have a medical condition no one has discovered yet.
5. Trying to burp just gets you somewhere between a fake cough and almost puking yourself.
It's not a pretty sight.
6. Carbonated drinks are the work of the devil.
7. You have a love/hate relationship with beer.
8. And just one bottle of seltzer water is enough to have you uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
9. Your friends and family love to burp around you and tease your inability.
10. And nothing is more frustrating than watching them burp on demand.
Yeah, we get it. You can do it, we can't. And we hate you.