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If The Cast Of "Friends" Were "Game Of Thrones" Houses

I'll be there for you, when the rains (of Castamere) start to fall.

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1. Joey

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Name: House Tribbiani

Sigil: Two pizzas (aka the Joey Special)

Words: Joey Doesn't Share Food

Strengths: Wooing maidens

Enemies: Being a long-time companion of House Bing, House Tribbiani often felt threatened by House Litman Garalnik – finding her unmistakable laugh too much to bear. Also, woe betide anyone who steals House Tribbiani's food.

2. Ross

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Name: House Geller

Sigil: A sofa

Words: Pivot!

Strengths: Academia, counting Mississippilly, getting divorced.

Enemies: Over the years House Geller has been joined to a number of other great houses through marriage, but as yet none of them have stuck. Wars still rage between House Geller and House Green as to whether these houses were on a break.

3. Phoebe

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Name: House Bananahammock

Sigil: A smelly cat

Words: I Wish I Could Help But I Don't Want To

Strengths: Music, massages, basically everything except riding a bike.

Enemies: Over time many houses, such as House Ursula and House Pottery Barn, have felt the wrath of House Bananahammock. Now, however, a new peace has come over the family after Princess Consuela of House Bananahammock met and fell in love with Ser Crap of House Bag.

4. Chandler

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Name: House Bing

Sigil: A sweater vest

Words: I'm Not So Great At Advice, Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

Strengths: Jokes (according to House Bing, at least).

Enemies: After many (brief) periods of unity, House Bing now classes House Litman Goralnik as its biggest enemy. They even sent out ravens claiming they had moved to Yemen, in the eastern reaches of the known world, to escape further advances.

5. Monica

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Name: House Geller-Bing

Sigil: Seven fingers

Words: Seven! Seven! Seven!

Strengths: Cleaning, winning.

Enemies: House Geller-Bing is notorious for its inability to accept defeat, and so will lash out at anyone – even its most staunch of allies – if it ends up on the losing side. The small folk still whisper of the great Battle of Pictionary...

6. Rachel

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Name: House Green

Sigil: Sushi

Words: Ahhhhh, Salmon Skin Roll

Strengths: Shopping, having a steady hand.

Enemies: Whilst there have been others – House Farber, House Paolo – the wars that raged on between House Green and House Geller were unprecedented, and almost ripped the Seven Kingdoms apart. Last we heard the two houses had found peace. Will this last? History tells us to be cautious.

7. Janice

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Name: House Litman Goralnik (Née Hosenstein)

Sigil: A leopard print fur coat

Words: Oh. My. God.

Strengths: It is fabled that House Litman Goralnik's laugh is the only thing capable of bringing down The Wall.

Enemies: The Mattress King of House Litman.

8. Gunther

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Name: House...errr...Centralperk?

Sigil: A sphynx cat (though many have mistaken it for a frozen chicken or some kind of snake or something)

Words: What's My Last Name?

Strengths: Making coffee, swearing in dutch, staring.

Enemies: Any prospective suitor of Rachel of House Green, as well as anyone who doesn't know their surname. Which is everyone.