1. Period boobs are a phenomenon that happens on a monthly basis that you're always, somehow, surprised by.
2. It's when your boobs, after several weeks of just hanging out and being there, not causing much of a fuss, decide to make their presence known at EVERY GIVEN MOMENT.
3. Basically, these are your boobs on most of the time.
4. And these are your boobs on your period.
5. You would enjoy having big boobs if it wasn't for the pain, feeling bloated, and all the other shit that comes with PMS.
6. If you don't normally wear a bra, they'll force you to.
7. Not only that, but they refuse to fit into your regular bras.
8. You might even have a second set of bras for this time of month.
9. They ache all the time, for whatever reason.
10. Until you're actually praying for your period to start and for your boobs to go back to normal.
11. And then, immediately after your period finishes, they magically deflate.
12. You've probably wondered a few times if there is something wrong with you.
13. You've probably invested a fair amount into various remedies for it.
14. The pill either put a stop to this or gave you permanent period boobs.
15. You're genuinely shocked when people don't know when they're due because your boobs have been warning you about the inevitable red tide for weeks.
16. But at least they make you better aware of your cycle.
17. And, you know, at least this gives you a reason to actually always look forward to your period.
18. Or they might be the one good thing about PMS.
