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    People Are Pointing Out Things That Seem Sexy In Porn But Actually Aren't, And There Are No Lies Detected

    "Getting caught by your stepsister."

    Recently, Reddit user u/SwedishGuy420 posed the question, "What's something that seems hot in porn but actually isn't that hot?"

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    And there were so many excellent responses! Here are some of the top-voted answers:

    1. "If I see someone slapping a pussy, like slapping the actual pussy, I just click off."

    u/Justyn9302

    2. "Getting caught by your stepsister."

    u/AdorableKittyuwu

    "Getting caught at all. That's the opposite of hot. Blue ball city right there!"

    u/Account506

    3. "Cheating on your spouse."

    u/pussycrusha69

    "Yeah, the whole 'I am betraying and hurting the one I love' thing is a huge turnoff."

    u/daneelthesane

    4. "Ass to vagina."

    u/TrainingSnail

    "Great recipe for a yeast infection."

    u/Rocket-Tree

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    5. "Fake moaning is quite off-putting. It's like when you're drawing something and have no drawing skill, but everyone praises you anyway. You know you haven't done well, so it comes across as fake and off-putting."

    u/maddix30

    "Fake moaning is weird. Moans that come from genuine pleasure are better, whether they’re loud or quiet."

    u/shaquille_oatmeal98

    6. "When the guy sticks it in and jumps to light speed. Take it slow; let her warm up."

    u/MSFNinja

    7. "Sex in the shower."

    u/96kMaratha

    "🎶Hello friction🎶."

    u/Gible1

    8. "Doing your boss."

    u/imleeloodallas

    "'Never dip your pen in the company ink' — my dad."

    u/WooPig45

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    9. "Threesomes. FFM can be fun if the women are both into it. But it can be incredibly awkward if either of them are not into it and just 'went along with it.'"

    "They can also be especially bad if one of the women is pushy to the other one about her boundaries."

    u/001235

    "If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just have dinner with my parents."

    u/AngryEagles

    10. "The whole babysitter/daddy thing isn’t nearly as hot as porn makes it out to be."

    u/maid-for-hire

    11. "No prep, just shoving it in a butt. Never do this."

    u/Diaperpooass

    12. "Splits sex. Good way to pull a hammy right there."

    u/Mr_Abobo

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    13. "Sex on the beach."

    u/retiretobedlam

    "This. Sand ends up in places sand ain't meant to go."

    u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

    14. "A significant proportion of the positions used in porn are solely to showcase things for the audience, not because anyone would ever actually want to do that."

    u/sharrrper

    "If it looks good on camera, it doesn't feel good. If it feels good, it doesn't look good on camera."

    u/EnigmaCA

    15. "When they eat the other one's head like praying mantises."

    u/Logonix

    16. "Ripping clothes. Those cost money."

    u/UnihornWhale

    17. And finally, "Rubbing a clit like you’re trying to start a fire in a hurry. Seriously? How about I bash your dick like a ketchup bottle?"

    u/HaloJonez

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    What do you think seems hot in porn but isn't actually hot IRL? Sound off in the comments below!

    Note: Responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.