Recently, Reddit user u/SwedishGuy420 posed the question, "What's something that seems hot in porn but actually isn't that hot?"
And there were so many excellent responses! Here are some of the top-voted answers:
1. "If I see someone slapping a pussy, like slapping the actual pussy, I just click off."
2. "Getting caught by your stepsister."
"Getting caught at all. That's the opposite of hot. Blue ball city right there!"
3. "Cheating on your spouse."
"Yeah, the whole 'I am betraying and hurting the one I love' thing is a huge turnoff."
5. "Fake moaning is quite off-putting. It's like when you're drawing something and have no drawing skill, but everyone praises you anyway. You know you haven't done well, so it comes across as fake and off-putting."
"Fake moaning is weird. Moans that come from genuine pleasure are better, whether they’re loud or quiet."
8. "Doing your boss."
"'Never dip your pen in the company ink' — my dad."
9. "Threesomes. FFM can be fun if the women are both into it. But it can be incredibly awkward if either of them are not into it and just 'went along with it.'"
"They can also be especially bad if one of the women is pushy to the other one about her boundaries."
"If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just have dinner with my parents."
10. "The whole babysitter/daddy thing isn’t nearly as hot as porn makes it out to be."
11. "No prep, just shoving it in a butt. Never do this."
13. "Sex on the beach."
"This. Sand ends up in places sand ain't meant to go."
14. "A significant proportion of the positions used in porn are solely to showcase things for the audience, not because anyone would ever actually want to do that."
"If it looks good on camera, it doesn't feel good. If it feels good, it doesn't look good on camera."
16. "Ripping clothes. Those cost money."
What do you think seems hot in porn but isn't actually hot IRL? Sound off in the comments below!
Note: Responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.