Hello, I'm Michelle. I love "Ignition (Remix)" by R Kelly. It's the ultimate turn-up jam that everyone knows the lyrics to.
But we need to talk about something... something that's not so hot and fresh out the kitchen.
SO I had some random (but lit) playlist playing on the office speakers, and a song that sounded kinda familiar came on...
...and well, what the fuck, R Kelly? Why did you never introduce us to the slow-jam cousin of "Ignition (Remix)"?
GUYS, the original song even ends with the start of the remix when he says "Uh, usually I don't do this, but uh...".
Honestly, I am big-time shook.