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    17 Nightmares For Anyone Who Hates Feet (So, Everyone)

    Two words: CALLUS SHAVER.

    1. Flipping past the Home Shopping Network and seeing this nightmare:

    2. When people post photos of their calluses, it just really gets under your skin.

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    (Sorry. 😁 )

    3. Of their before-and-after pics.

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    Literally nobody wants to see that.

    4. But then a demented curiosity overtakes you and you find yourself doing a deep-dive into Dermatologists' Instagram accounts.

    5. You're afraid to even pass nail salons on the street because you don't even want to chance seeing what goes on in those torture chambers.

    6. Ahh! NO.

    7. AAAAAAHHHH! NO! NO! NO!

    8. Hell, even just catching a glance at the bottom of someone's foot is enough to make your stomach churn.

    9. ...and the THOUGHT OF SOMEONE TOUCHING YOUR FACE WITH THEIR FOOT is too much for you to handle.

    10. Nobody should ever thank their Facebook followers like this. This is not an appropriate way to show your appreciation.

    11. When you're forced to look at billboards with people scraping their feet with stones.

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    WTF?! Why are you doing that.

    12. Or worse, having to experience it WITH YOUR OWN GODDAMNED EYEBALLS on the train home.

    13. Or those monsters on YouTube who like to show you how to best remove calluses.

    14. AND LET'S NOT EVEN GET INTO "BABY FOOT"! LIKE, WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING TO OURSELVES?!

    15. Those weirdos who feel a sense of pride after getting calluses while working out.

    16. And I don't even want to consider what this thing is used for.

    17. NOOOOO! I KNEW IT! OUT WORST NIGHTMARES HAVE COME TRUE?!!!!!

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