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    18 Hard Facts Proving You Need To Visit The Penis Museum

    Quit dicking around already!

    1. The museum curator, Hjörtur Gísli Sigurösson, is a second-generation phallogist who has dedicated his life to collecting penises.

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    He said in an interview that the museum was born from a joke.

    2. The museum has obtained "legally certified gift tokens" for four human penises.

    3. On display are 56 penises from 17 different kinds of whales.

    Visitor responses are very punny.

    4. The museum is just as funny as the visitors.

    Crazy Icelanders!!! #penismuseum #iceland

    5. This walrus penis proves that whales aren't the only well-endowed mammals.

    6. You can get up close and personal with an elephant penis.

    This thing is really, really big.

    7. Apparently the security guards are on point.

    Interesting #penis #fruitbowl? Tried stealing u this @Josshuauk but the #museum security was high!

    Shaz Carloss@ShazCarloss

    Interesting #penis #fruitbowl? Tried stealing u this @Josshuauk but the #museum security was high!

    05:01 AM - 5 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. They have an elf penis on display... anything's possible?

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    Not sure if it's stranger that they have this displayed or that there's nothing in the jar.

    9. Oh look, they cater to vegetarians too!

    10. The museum also displays sculptures in honor of the 2008 Silver Medal-winning Icelandic handball team.

    #Funfact: there is a mould of the penis of each player on Iceland's handball team @ the (1/only) Phallological Museum

    Jane Gerster@Jane_Gerster

    #Funfact: there is a mould of the penis of each player on Iceland's handball team @ the (1/only) Phallological Museum

    01:06 PM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. Visitors can also find penis art hanging throughout the museum.

    Like these bull scrotum lampshades, handcrafted by the museum curator.

    12. They even have wooden sculptures.

    Spent an unusual 1/2 hour in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with @diane_dingwall

    Dougie Dingwall@DougieDing

    Spent an unusual 1/2 hour in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with @diane_dingwall

    08:15 AM - 31 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. You can also see some truly hilarious artwork.

    14. The gift shop has some excellent souvenirs perfect for any occasion.

    15. American Tom Mitchell wants to donate his penis to the museum before he dies.

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    He plans to remove his stars and stripes-tattooed penis, nicknamed "Elmo," in order to submit it to the museum. Tom said he wanted people "to know the largest and best one came from the States."

    Watch this documentary, perfectly titled The Final Member, to learn more about Tom and his hijinx.

    View this video on YouTube

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    16. You'll also learn that Superman doesn't need Viagra.

    17. People from all over the globe come to visit.

    Kirsty from England enjoyed the Phallological Museum:

    Chris Monk@ChrisMonk

    Kirsty from England enjoyed the Phallological Museum:

    09:01 AM - 1 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. Everything is phallic, even the doorknobs.

    today I went in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with my mum and this is what the door handles look like

    XXYMYXX@ultragold_

    today I went in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with my mum and this is what the door handles look like

    10:59 AM - 1 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Disgusting or fascinating — you've got to see it to decide.

    Made it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Surprise! It was gross!

    Ally Hord@hordie

    Made it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Surprise! It was gross!

    07:54 AM - 14 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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