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18 Hard Facts Proving You Need To Visit The Penis Museum

Quit dicking around already!

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2. The museum has obtained "legally certified gift tokens" for four human penises.

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Pall Arason, who pledged his penis to the museum in 1996, died in 2011. His penis was put in formaldehyde, but it wasn't properly preserved.

3. On display are 56 penises from 17 different kinds of whales.

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Visitor responses are very punny.

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"Guess somebody was #whale #endowed. #iceland #penismuseum"

4. The museum is just as funny as the visitors.

Crazy Icelanders!!! #penismuseum #iceland

6. You can get up close and personal with an elephant penis.

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This thing is really, really big.

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7. Apparently the security guards are on point.

Interesting #penis #fruitbowl? Tried stealing u this @Josshuauk but the #museum security was high!

Shaz Carloss@ShazCarloss

Interesting #penis #fruitbowl? Tried stealing u this @Josshuauk but the #museum security was high!

05:01 AM - 5 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Oh look, they cater to vegetarians too!

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10. The museum also displays sculptures in honor of the 2008 Silver Medal-winning Icelandic handball team.

#Funfact: there is a mould of the penis of each player on Iceland's handball team @ the (1/only) Phallological Museum

Jane Gerster@Jane_Gerster

#Funfact: there is a mould of the penis of each player on Iceland's handball team @ the (1/only) Phallological Museum

01:06 PM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Visitors can also find penis art hanging throughout the museum.

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Like these bull scrotum lampshades, handcrafted by the museum curator.

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12. They even have wooden sculptures.

Spent an unusual 1/2 hour in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with @diane_dingwall

Dougie Dingwall@DougieDing

Spent an unusual 1/2 hour in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with @diane_dingwall

08:15 AM - 31 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. You can also see some truly hilarious artwork.

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15. American Tom Mitchell wants to donate his penis to the museum before he dies.

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He plans to remove his stars and stripes-tattooed penis, nicknamed "Elmo," in order to submit it to the museum. Tom said he wanted people "to know the largest and best one came from the States."

Watch this documentary, perfectly titled The Final Member, to learn more about Tom and his hijinx.

View this video on YouTube

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16. You'll also learn that Superman doesn't need Viagra.

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17. People from all over the globe come to visit.

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Kirsty from England enjoyed the Phallological Museum:

Chris Monk@ChrisMonk

Kirsty from England enjoyed the Phallological Museum:

09:01 AM - 1 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Everything is phallic, even the doorknobs.

today I went in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with my mum and this is what the door handles look like

XXYMYXX@ultragold_

today I went in the Icelandic Phallological Museum with my mum and this is what the door handles look like

10:59 AM - 1 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Disgusting or fascinating — you've got to see it to decide.

Made it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Surprise! It was gross!

Ally Hord@hordie

Made it to the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Surprise! It was gross!

07:54 AM - 14 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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