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    8 Ways PMS Is Exactly Like Being A Tranquillized Bear

    You are suddenly both very angry and very sleepy.

    1. A sudden pain then sleepiness hits you out of a tranquilizer dart.

    2. You're immediately impaired so you just angrily accidentally drop things and knock everything over.

    3. You are at once both very angry and very sleepy.

    4. You are also, like a bear, very hungry.

    5. You may find yourself trying to eat while lying down because you can't move.

    6. You could fall asleep immediately no matter what you're doing.

    7. If someone asks you a question you only have enough energy to angrily grunt and growl back.

    8. Lastly, when it's over you're in pain and confused.