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If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
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@iamscicomm Me: "I'm a physicist" Innocent bystander: "you must be so smart" Me: *walks into wall*
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Girls are better at quantum entanglement because they brush their hair more. https://t.co/mS5BLwgMrE

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when the imposter syndrome kicks in
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Me: *writes post about how misogyny is real* The comments: "Die, you f#cking c#nt" Me: "I STAND CORRECTED"
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Another day, another situation where I have to finely walk the line as a women in STEM of pushing back vs. becoming the argumentative woman.
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More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face"
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I'm just going to tell people I moved to California for a sugar daddy because apparently I don't look like a scientist.
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Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
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Every tweet today: I am a white man and I got all Us at A Level and now I the king of a small principality and also an astronaut
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Imagine implying that a woman who can succeed in the tech field is as real as Santa Claus and thinking you're makin… https://t.co/aVBEgRoAT6
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I now have the perfect footnote for all those hard-to-source occasions.
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I hope the professor eventually shows up. I am in my office. I'm the professor.
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Emailing potential Ph.D advisors is emotionally very similar to asking your middle school crush to the big dance, but like, 1000000x worse
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"You might be a working astronaut, BUT I AM A MAN"