17 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For People Who Get UTIs

    "Every time I sit down on the toilet it feels like like I’m sitting on a throne of lies."

    Kelly Oakes
    by Kelly Oakes

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    abéy @abedelrey

    Me: in bed tired, comfortable and ready to sleep My bladder:

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    bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424

    *finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this

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    Wolfmann @wolfmannjr

    No, YOU didn't tighten the cap on my urine sample

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    De Nada Donna @Donna_McCoy

    *my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: "Wait, I have to pee."

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    trev @sploosk

    ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid

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