Science·Posted on 5 Apr 201721 Tweets That Will Make Scientists Laugh, Cry, Or Both[Cetacean needed]by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sammy☠️ @SammyAlbon *trump becomes president* NASA: Shit *a few weeks later* NASA: we've found 7 planets, 3 we can live on and there's… https://t.co/C7OH3PCqIg 08:15 AM - 23 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Aim Sinpeng @aimsinpeng At a tech startup talk. This is what they say about working w academics @Worse_Reviewer @AcademicsSay 09:20 AM - 25 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Eleanor Davey @EleanorDavey Burnout risk check for aid workers. Currently scoring pretty high as an academic, without working in a war zone... 03:48 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Megsie ✨ @margaretsiple You guys I found some post doc opportunities 12:55 AM - 15 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn I fucking LOVE science. *is handed peer reviewed journal* Haha nonono I meant CGI pictures of space with misattributed quotes as captions 06:55 PM - 17 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Matthew Hankins @mc_hankins - Article please - Abstract? - No, article - HTML? - No, PDF - Weird PDF? - No, PDF - PDF in browser? - No, PDF - Download PDF? - Yes - OK 08:37 AM - 16 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Emmett Morrison @EmmettMorrison This mannequin just threw a textbook in the garbage and told me to call it by its first name 03:14 AM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Warren Crasta @warrencrasta One of my TAs is a dog and here are her Office Hours 04:59 AM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Emma Carmichael @emmacargo fyi if i don’t get back to your email for a few days it’s bc i’m still figuring out how to respond to this one 07:08 PM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Alan White @aljwhite Literally me attempting to pass GCSE physics 07:45 PM - 16 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Russell Bloor @MoonCat666 Possibly the saddest, most heart breaking "This exhibit is currently out of order" sign ever!! 04:14 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that. Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS A… https://t.co/9h3MZaqBDt 07:25 AM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies. 12:27 AM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Academia Obscura @AcademiaObscura 03:15 PM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Scott Bryan @scottygb Scrap The Crown and start again. 08:17 AM - 08 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Zach Mason @zachfmason male scientist 1: well? male scientist 2: it's for sure one or the other male placard shopkeep: guys, we're closing 07:01 PM - 19 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Alexander Etz @AlxEtz I'll be the judge of that, mate. 07:34 AM - 10 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dawn Foster @DawnHFoster "You might be a working astronaut, BUT I AM A MAN" 10:13 AM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Katie Mack @AstroKatie Google autocomplete is making me worry about the public perception of where my salary comes from. 08:52 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Academia Obscura @AcademiaObscura This cat as a metaphor for imposter syndrome. 02:15 PM - 11 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite