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    How Is Your Sex Life?

    Take our sexy survey and see how you compare to others.

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    1. 1. What counts as sex, in your opinion?

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    1. What counts as sex, in your opinion?
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      As Jerry Seinfeld puts it: If a nipple's out, it's sex
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      As long as someone's genitals are involved in some way, that's sex
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      Oral sex and any kind of penetration
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      Just penetration of the vaginal or anal variety
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      Just vaginal penetration

    *For the record,* when we talk about "sex," we mean anything that involves genitals.

    1. 2. Have you ever had sex?

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    2. Have you ever had sex?
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      Yes
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      Not yet, but eventually!
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      No, and it doesn't really interest me
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    1. 3. How often do you think of sex?

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    3. How often do you think of sex?
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      Not often, if ever
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      Every once in a while
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      Daily
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      If I had a thought bubble above my head, it would say "SEX" all of the time
    1. 4. What's your least favorite word for "sex?"

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    4. What's your least favorite word for "sex?"
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      Coitus
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      Intercourse
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      Lovemaking
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      Copulation
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      Nookie
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      Fornication
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      All of these make my skin crawl
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      I don't mind them
    1. 5. How many partners have you had, based on our definition of genital involvement?

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    5. How many partners have you had, based on our definition of genital involvement?
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      None
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      1–5
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      6–10
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      10–20
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      20–30
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      30-plus
    1. 6. When was the last time you've had sex?

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    6. When was the last time you've had sex?
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      Today
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      Yesterday
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      Within the past week
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      A few weeks ago
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      Last month
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      Few months ago
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      Over six months ago
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      Over a year ago
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      YEARS. IT HAS BEEN YEARS.
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    1. 7. If you're not in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?

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    7. If you're not in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?
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      7-plus times a week
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      4–6 times a week
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      1–3 times a week
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      Few times a month
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      About once a month
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      Few times a year
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      Ugh don't even remind me how long it's been
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      I don't have sex outside of a relationship
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      I've never had sex
    1. 8. If you're in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?

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    8. If you're in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?
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      We keep it hot! 7-plus times a week
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      Usually 4–6 times a week
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      1–3 times a week
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      A few times a month
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      About once a month
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      Once every few months
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      Almost never
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      I'm in a long-distance relationship, so whenever we're together
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      I'm in an open relationship, so it varies
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      We don't have sex out of choice/we're waiting until marriage
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    1. 9. Have you ever withheld sex to get what you want?

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    9. Have you ever withheld sex to get what you want?
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      Yes
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      Nope
    1. 10. Do you and your partner(s) use any sex toys? If yes, what kind?

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    10. Do you and your partner(s) use any sex toys? If yes, what kind?
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      No, they don't do much for us
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      No, but we'd like to try!
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      Only vibrators and/or dildos
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      We have an assortment: vibrators, plugs, restraints, etc.
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      We own sex furniture/swings
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      A combination of the above
    1. 11. What's the wildest place you've had sex?

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    11. What's the wildest place you've had sex?
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      A bed
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      In the great outdoors, baby!
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      In a closed public area, like a closet or bathroom
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      In a partially covered public area, like a movie theater or photo booth
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      In front of others
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      A combination of the answers above
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    1. 12. When you're having sex with someone, how often are you fantasizing or thinking of someone who isn't them?

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    12. When you're having sex with someone, how often are you fantasizing or thinking of someone who isn't them?
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      Rarely or never
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      OK, every once in a while
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      Most of the time, but only for a few seconds, I swear!
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      Pretty much every time, the whole time
    1. 13. How often do you masturbate alone?

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    13. How often do you masturbate alone?
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      Daily...or more often
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      A few times a week
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      A few times a month
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      About once a month
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      A few times a year
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      Basically never
    1. 14. Do you have secret fantasies that you're kinda dying to act out?

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    14. Do you have secret fantasies that you're kinda dying to act out?
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      With the right partner, definitely
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      Yes, DYING
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      Not really
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    1. 15. If you're in a serious monogamous relationship, do you regret not having sex with more people?

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    15. If you're in a serious monogamous relationship, do you regret not having sex with more people?
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      No way, I only have eyes for my one and only
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      No, I got it out of my system
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      Sometimes, I wish I had experimented more
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      Yes, but it makes me feel guilty
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