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How Is Your Sex Life?

Take our sexy survey and see how you compare to others.

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  1. 1. What counts as sex, in your opinion?

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    As Jerry Seinfeld puts it: If a nipple's out, it's sex
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    As long as someone's genitals are involved in some way, that's sex
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    Oral sex and any kind of penetration
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    Just penetration of the vaginal or anal variety
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    Just vaginal penetration
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1. What counts as sex, in your opinion?
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    As Jerry Seinfeld puts it: If a nipple's out, it's sex
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    As long as someone's genitals are involved in some way, that's sex
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    Oral sex and any kind of penetration
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    Just penetration of the vaginal or anal variety
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    Just vaginal penetration

*For the record,* when we talk about "sex," we mean anything that involves genitals.

  1. 2. Have you ever had sex?

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    Yes
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    Not yet, but eventually!
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    No, and it doesn't really interest me
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2. Have you ever had sex?
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    Yes
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    Not yet, but eventually!
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    No, and it doesn't really interest me
Dreamworks / Via giphy.com
  1. 3. How often do you think of sex?

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    Not often, if ever
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    Every once in a while
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    Daily
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    If I had a thought bubble above my head, it would say "SEX" all of the time
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3. How often do you think of sex?
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    Not often, if ever
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    Every once in a while
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    Daily
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    If I had a thought bubble above my head, it would say "SEX" all of the time
  1. 4. What's your least favorite word for "sex?"

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    Coitus
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    Intercourse
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    Lovemaking
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    Copulation
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    Nookie
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    Fornication
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    All of these make my skin crawl
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    I don't mind them
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4. What's your least favorite word for "sex?"
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    Coitus
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    Intercourse
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    Lovemaking
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    Copulation
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    Nookie
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    Fornication
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    All of these make my skin crawl
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    I don't mind them
  1. 5. How many partners have you had, based on our definition of genital involvement?

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    None
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    1–5
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    6–10
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    10–20
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    20–30
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    30-plus
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5. How many partners have you had, based on our definition of genital involvement?
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    None
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    1–5
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    6–10
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    10–20
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    20–30
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    30-plus
  1. 6. When was the last time you've had sex?

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    Today
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    Yesterday
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    Within the past week
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    A few weeks ago
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    Last month
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    Few months ago
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    Over six months ago
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    Over a year ago
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    YEARS. IT HAS BEEN YEARS.
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6. When was the last time you've had sex?
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    Today
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    Yesterday
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    Within the past week
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    A few weeks ago
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    Last month
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    Few months ago
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    Over six months ago
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    Over a year ago
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    YEARS. IT HAS BEEN YEARS.
NBC / Via zap2it.com
  1. 7. If you're not in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?

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    7-plus times a week
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    4–6 times a week
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    1–3 times a week
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    Few times a month
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    About once a month
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    Few times a year
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    Ugh don't even remind me how long it's been
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    I don't have sex outside of a relationship
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    I've never had sex
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7. If you're not in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?
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    7-plus times a week
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    4–6 times a week
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    1–3 times a week
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    Few times a month
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    About once a month
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    Few times a year
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    Ugh don't even remind me how long it's been
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    I don't have sex outside of a relationship
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    I've never had sex
  1. 8. If you're in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?

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    We keep it hot! 7-plus times a week
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    Usually 4–6 times a week
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    1–3 times a week
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    A few times a month
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    About once a month
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    Once every few months
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    Almost never
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    I'm in a long-distance relationship, so whenever we're together
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    I'm in an open relationship, so it varies
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    We don't have sex out of choice/we're waiting until marriage
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8. If you're in a relationship, on average, how often do you have sex?
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    We keep it hot! 7-plus times a week
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    Usually 4–6 times a week
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    1–3 times a week
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    A few times a month
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    About once a month
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    Once every few months
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    Almost never
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    I'm in a long-distance relationship, so whenever we're together
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    I'm in an open relationship, so it varies
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    We don't have sex out of choice/we're waiting until marriage
Paramount / Via moviesfca.tumblr.com
  1. 9. Have you ever withheld sex to get what you want?

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    Yes
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    Nope
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9. Have you ever withheld sex to get what you want?
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    Yes
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    Nope
  1. 10. Do you and your partner(s) use any sex toys? If yes, what kind?

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    No, they don't do much for us
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    No, but we'd like to try!
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    Only vibrators and/or dildos
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    We have an assortment: vibrators, plugs, restraints, etc.
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    We own sex furniture/swings
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    A combination of the above
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10. Do you and your partner(s) use any sex toys? If yes, what kind?
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    No, they don't do much for us
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    No, but we'd like to try!
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    Only vibrators and/or dildos
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    We have an assortment: vibrators, plugs, restraints, etc.
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    We own sex furniture/swings
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    A combination of the above
  1. 11. What's the wildest place you've had sex?

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    A bed
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    In the great outdoors, baby!
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    In a closed public area, like a closet or bathroom
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    In a partially covered public area, like a movie theater or photo booth
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    In front of others
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    A combination of the answers above
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11. What's the wildest place you've had sex?
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    A bed
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    In the great outdoors, baby!
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    In a closed public area, like a closet or bathroom
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    In a partially covered public area, like a movie theater or photo booth
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    In front of others
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    A combination of the answers above
Paramount / Via minus.com
  1. 12. When you're having sex with someone, how often are you fantasizing or thinking of someone who isn't them?

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    Rarely or never
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    OK, every once in a while
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    Most of the time, but only for a few seconds, I swear!
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    Pretty much every time, the whole time
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12. When you're having sex with someone, how often are you fantasizing or thinking of someone who isn't them?
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    Rarely or never
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    OK, every once in a while
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    Most of the time, but only for a few seconds, I swear!
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    Pretty much every time, the whole time
  1. 13. How often do you masturbate alone?

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    Daily...or more often
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    A few times a week
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    A few times a month
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    About once a month
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    A few times a year
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    Basically never
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13. How often do you masturbate alone?
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    Daily...or more often
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    A few times a week
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    A few times a month
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    About once a month
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    A few times a year
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    Basically never
  1. 14. Do you have secret fantasies that you're kinda dying to act out?

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    With the right partner, definitely
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    Yes, DYING
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    Not really
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14. Do you have secret fantasies that you're kinda dying to act out?
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    With the right partner, definitely
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    Yes, DYING
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    Not really
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  1. 15. If you're in a serious monogamous relationship, do you regret not having sex with more people?

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    No way, I only have eyes for my one and only
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    No, I got it out of my system
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    Sometimes, I wish I had experimented more
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    Yes, but it makes me feel guilty
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    Yes, I wonder what I missed :/
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15. If you're in a serious monogamous relationship, do you regret not having sex with more people?
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    No way, I only have eyes for my one and only
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    No, I got it out of my system
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    Sometimes, I wish I had experimented more
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    Yes, but it makes me feel guilty
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    Yes, I wonder what I missed :/
  1. 16. What do you think of saving sex for marriage or your lifelong partner?

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    Beautiful — everyone should do it
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    Romantic in theory but unrealistic in modern times
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    I thought about it, but I didn't do it
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    Absolute insanity — gotta test drive a car before you buy it!
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16. What do you think of saving sex for marriage or your lifelong partner?
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    Beautiful — everyone should do it
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    Romantic in theory but unrealistic in modern times
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    I thought about it, but I didn't do it
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    Absolute insanity — gotta test drive a car before you buy it!
Summit / Via swiftfilm.com
  1. 17. Do you keep a list of people you've slept with anywhere?

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    How else would I remember?
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    I prefer not to leave a paper trail, but I have a mental list
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    I don't track any bedpost notches
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17. Do you keep a list of people you've slept with anywhere?
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    How else would I remember?
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    I prefer not to leave a paper trail, but I have a mental list
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    I don't track any bedpost notches
  1. 18. Have you ever cheated on someone?

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    Only emotionally
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    Yes, but it wasn't sex!
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    Yes, I slept with someone else
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    No, but I've thought about it
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    No, I could never
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18. Have you ever cheated on someone?
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    Only emotionally
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    Yes, but it wasn't sex!
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    Yes, I slept with someone else
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    No, but I've thought about it
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    No, I could never
  1. 19. Do you have fantasies that turn you on but that you'd NEVER want to act out?

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    Yeah, just check my browser history
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    I want to do everything
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    I don't...think so?
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19. Do you have fantasies that turn you on but that you'd NEVER want to act out?
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    Yeah, just check my browser history
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    I want to do everything
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    I don't...think so?