1.Ken Clarke not giving a damn about a high-powered microscope.
2.Ken Clarke not giving a damn while checking out some lace curtains.
3.Ken Clarke not giving a damn while presenting a woman with some fruit.
4.Ken Clarke not giving a damn about the pile of jazz records on his floor.
5.Ken Clarke not giving a damn about a badly pulled pint.
6.Ken Clarke not giving a damn while looking for a fine cut of beef.
7.Ken Clarke not giving a damn and drinking whisky while delivering his Budget speech.
8.Ken Clarke not giving a damn what anyone thinks and kissing his wife in Downing Street.
9.Ken Clarke not giving a damn about the single currency as he downs a pint of bitter on the campaign trail.
10.Ken Clarke not giving a damn about the Bran Flakes in his shopping basket.
11.Ken Clarke not giving a damn as he lights up a cigar in his campaign headquarters.
12.Ken Clarke not giving a damn what anyone thinks of his painting skills.
13.Ken Clarke not giving a damn as he lights up at the Treasury.
14.Ken Clarke not giving a damn about looking like Peter Mannion as he takes out the recycling.
15.Ken Clarke not giving a damn and having a cigar while on the campaign trail.
16.Ken Clarke not giving a damn with a shoehorn.
17.Ken Clarke not giving a damn while falling asleep at the cricket on a very comfy chair and taking off one shoe and dangling his foot between the slats over the edge of the balcony and having a proper big yawn and definitely, completely not giving a damn.
