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Someone Keeps Writing Dinosaur Slash Fiction Involving British Politicians

Douglas Carswell is the latest person to be involved in the fan fiction, following Vince Cable and David Miliband. When we say NSFW, we mean NSFW. We said NSFW, OK?

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Someone has sent a small group of British journalists a selection of highly graphic "erotic" fan-fiction pieces involving MPs.

Before you go any further – and we are giving you your fourth warning that this is NSFW – this is what the latest instalment, involving newly elected UKIP MP Douglas Carswell looks like as a wordcloud.

So this is what UKIP/dinosaur slash fanfic looks like when filtered through a wordcloud. :(

Jim Waterson@jimwatersonFollow

So this is what UKIP/dinosaur slash fanfic looks like when filtered through a wordcloud. :(

5:07 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

A writer operating under the name Jeremy Wordsworth sent us this. We originally found it in our spam folder.

Wordsworth described it as "a new piece addressing the rise of UKIP in Clackton, I think this will surfice, again of course this is something the main stream media do not dare to touch, can I rely on your publication?"

The 3,000-word-plus piece of fiction, which is completely fictional and has no connection to any MP who shares a name with any fictional character in this work of fiction, was sent to us in Comic Sans.

About 2,000 words of graphic descriptions of particular acts involving dinosaurs and humans later, it ends with this.

We are very, very concerned for the author, who after investigating further appears to have been doing this for years and has an entire blog of this stuff. Click at your peril.

Jim Waterson is a politics editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

Contact Jim Waterson at jim.waterson@buzzfeed.com.

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