One of these men believes he is the son of God, brought to earth to guide the people towards redemption. The other is a bloke pretending to be Jesus.
Farage didn't want to know.
Farage's ever-unflappable aides brushed the episode off.
And Farage got the thumbs down from Our Lord and Saviour.
Jim Waterson is a politics editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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