1. For a start, people at the UKIP conference wear outfits like this. Jim Waterson @jimwaterson Scene from UKIP conference. 09:33 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. There are free eurosceptic slush puppies in UKIP colours. BuzzFeed News / Jim Waterson 3. There's this woman who has had Nigel Farage's face tattooed on her arm, asking Nigel Farage to sign her arm at the spot where she has had Nigel Farage's face tattooed on her arm. Jim Waterson @jimwaterson Nigel Farage is autographing the arm of a UKIP supporter who had Nigel Farage tattooed on her arm. THIS IS HAPPENING. 09:41 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Apparently Nigel Farage invited her upstairs to the signing in a more private place. 4. The woman who has had Nigel Farage's face tattooed on her arm revealed that she has the face of Robert Smith from The Cure on the other arm. Jim Waterson @jimwaterson Pleasingly Farage tattoo lady has Robert Smith from The Cure on the other arm. The classic combination. 09:51 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. You can easily get hold of some interesting documents, such as this climate change sceptic's take on A Christmas Carol. Michael Deacon @MichaelPDeacon Nothing says Christmas quite like a satirical fable about climate change science 10:10 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. There's a raffle for goodies, including a Battle of Britain jigsaw. Jim Waterson @jimwaterson UKIP raffle: I've got my eyes on the Battle of Britain jigsaw and the framed signed Nigel Farage polo shirt. 09:36 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. It's also the sort of place where you're greeted by protesters outside handing out leaflets like this. Helen Pidd @helenpidd UnWelcome to Doncaster: anti UKIP leaflets being distributed at Donnie station 08:39 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. And where there's an absolute ban on all perfumes from the venue. Michael Deacon @MichaelPDeacon No perfumes at Ukip conference, please. Ladies and gentlemen, please discard your perfumes 08:20 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. There's an endlessly turning 'Vote UKIP' orb that will turn up at almost any UKIP-related event anywhere in the country. View this vine on Vine vine.co 10. You can buy anti-EU tokens for your supermarket trolley. BuzzFeed News / Jim Waterson 11. There's the strange sight of UKIP having to distance itself from Katie Hopkins because her views are too extreme. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 "People don't give a shit about the House of Lords," says Hopkins. "Seal up the room and gas the lot of them." 09:51 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. You can watch Nigel Farage entering the stage to the sound of Europe's "The Final Countdown". View this vine on Vine vine.co 13. Then there's this woman, who sells handknitted UKIP teddy bears. Jim Waterson @jimwaterson This woman has spent months knitting 28 UKIP bears. Each one takes her two days. Yours for £25 a pop. 09:58 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Farage leaving the stage to "Uptown Funk". Jim Waterson @jimwaterson Nigel Farage is being sort-of mobbed to the town of "Uptown Funk". It's what Bruno Mars would have wanted. 11:33 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. And this man who claims God and UKIP agree on border controls. Helen Pidd @helenpidd Apparently God imposes the ultimate border controls by carefully controlling access to heaven #UKIP15 09:31 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. It's a place where no one could get a taxi because of Eid. Peter Henley @BBCPeterH Huge problems for UKIP members trying to get to conference - no taxis from Doncaster station because most drivers have the day off for Eid 04:39 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. There's these tasteful UKIP brooches for the special person in your life. BuzzFeed News / Jim Waterson 18. There's the fact that the whole thing is held in a venue that was part funded by EU money. Paul Haydon @Paul_Haydon Irony alert: #UKIP conference facilities were paid for by European funding (p.8) http://t.co/TpJSXtb4ED 09:55 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. There's the banner featuring this dodgy photoshop of Jean-Claude Juncker secretly controlling Jeremy Corbyn. BuzzFeed News / Jim Waterson 20. This banner asking you to spot the difference between the Tower of Babel and the European Parliament. BuzzFeed News / Jim Waterson 21. And the fact that meetings between Katie Hopkins and the Nigel Farage tattoo woman actually happen. Michael Deacon @MichaelPDeacon Welcome to Ukip conference. Here's Katie Hopkins and a woman with Nigel Farage tattooed to her arm 08:47 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite That, essentially, is the UKIP conference in a nutshell.