Health·Posted on Apr 26, 201623 Hilarious Tweets About Working Out"Do people who say 'exercise helps me relax' know about not exercising?"by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio. 05:15 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. anti joke apple @antijokeapple Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym? Me: The Vending Machine 03:16 AM - 30 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ♡ Good Account ♡ @SortaBad Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this 01:39 AM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Harris Wittels @twittels Waldo asked me to spot him at the gym. Couldn't do it. 01:51 PM - 10 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Robin McCauley @RobinMcCauley Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising? 03:03 PM - 24 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. cool as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads Cute girl at the gym said to me "don't u just hate seeing old naked people in the locker room" I got nervous and responded "ehhh it's ok" 08:44 PM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. GoaT FacE @EndhooS Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body 09:06 AM - 07 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. philippe iujvidin @philyuck How long are you supposed to rest in between sets at the gym? Like 6 months? 02:24 AM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Hippo @InternetHippo DOCTOR: Do you do any aerobic exercise? ME: Huh? DOCTOR: Like where you sweat [flashback to me sweating while eating KFC] ME: Yes 06:50 PM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. moody monday @mdob11 I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day. 11:32 AM - 14 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Alec Sulkin @thesulk I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James. 02:59 AM - 08 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren let's calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym 11:51 PM - 13 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Katie Dippold @katiedippold My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one” 07:04 PM - 13 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ollie Garch @ojedge [2 birds at the gym] "Building up your wings today, Jeff?" "Nah, I'll be working my pecks" *they hi-5 as best as birds can* 06:13 PM - 30 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bogadafet @bogadafet *puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today... 04:01 PM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lawblob @lawblob the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and seeing firmer muscles in just 4 weeks 07:09 PM - 13 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Michael @Home_Halfway It's sad to walk by a gym and see all those fit dudes who just let their dad bods go 01:07 AM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen. 09:28 PM - 12 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Megan Amram @meganamram I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage) 04:57 AM - 16 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. wint @dril (vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing) 01:56 PM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope Kicked out of the gym for constantly yelling MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH YOUR HONOR every time I go to the weight lifting station. 08:18 PM - 13 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. anti joke apple @antijokeapple FITNESS TIP: NEVER STOP PUSHING YOURSELF. SOME SAY 8 HOURS OF SLEEP IS ENOUGH. WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT 9? WHY NOT 10? STRIVE FOR GREATNESS 05:08 AM - 07 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. pakalu papito @pakalupapito exercise exerci exer ex extr extra f extra fries 12:02 AM - 29 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite