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23 Hilarious Tweets About Working Out

"Do people who say 'exercise helps me relax' know about not exercising?"

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I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.

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Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym? Me: The Vending Machine

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Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this

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Waldo asked me to spot him at the gym. Couldn't do it.

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Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising?

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Cute girl at the gym said to me "don't u just hate seeing old naked people in the locker room" I got nervous and responded "ehhh it's ok"

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Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body

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How long are you supposed to rest in between sets at the gym? Like 6 months?

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DOCTOR: Do you do any aerobic exercise? ME: Huh? DOCTOR: Like where you sweat [flashback to me sweating while eating KFC] ME: Yes

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I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.

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I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.

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let's calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym

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My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”

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[2 birds at the gym] "Building up your wings today, Jeff?" "Nah, I'll be working my pecks" *they hi-5 as best as birds can*

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*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today...

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the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and seeing firmer muscles in just 4 weeks

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It's sad to walk by a gym and see all those fit dudes who just let their dad bods go

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18.

I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.

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I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)

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(vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing)

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Kicked out of the gym for constantly yelling MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH YOUR HONOR every time I go to the weight lifting station.

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FITNESS TIP: NEVER STOP PUSHING YOURSELF. SOME SAY 8 HOURS OF SLEEP IS ENOUGH. WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT 9? WHY NOT 10? STRIVE FOR GREATNESS

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