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    Dec 20, 2014

    The Ultimate Game Of "F#@K, Marry, Kill": TV 2014 Edition

    How will you decide between hot but terrible presidents, Orphan Black clones, and Litchfield inmates? The choices are yours and yours alone.

    1. Dudes who like dudes but whose hotness is undeniable to all genders and orientations

    John P. Johnson / HBO

    Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking

    Helen Sloan / HBO

    Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones

    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder

    1. Richie, "Looking"

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    Richie, "Looking"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck Him
    2.  
      vote votes
      Marry Him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill Him
    1. Oberyn Martell, "Game of Thrones"

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    Oberyn Martell, "Game of Thrones"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck him
    2.  
      vote votes
      Marry him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill him
    1. Connor Walsh, "How to Get Away With Murder"

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    Connor Walsh, "How to Get Away With Murder"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck him
    2.  
      vote votes
      Marry him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill him

    2. Sexy inmates of Litchfield that could handcuff us anytime

    Netflix

    Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black

    Netflix

    Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black

    Netflix

    Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black

    1. Poussey Washington, "Orange Is the New Black"

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    Poussey Washington, "Orange Is the New Black"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck her
    2.  
      vote votes
      Marry her
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill her
    1. Nicky Nichols, "Orange Is the New Black"

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    Nicky Nichols, "Orange Is the New Black"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck her
    2.  
      vote votes
      Marry her
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill her
    1. Alex Vause, "Orange Is the New Black"

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    Alex Vause, "Orange Is the New Black"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck her
    2.  
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her

    3. Assholes with serious family issues

    Macall B. Polay / HBO

    Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones

    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal

    Michele K. Short/FX

    Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show

    1. Joffrey Baratheon, "Game of Thrones"

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    Joffrey Baratheon, "Game of Thrones"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck him
    2.  
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      Marry him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill him
    1. Papa Pope, "Scandal"

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    Papa Pope, "Scandal"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck him
    2.  
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      Marry him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill him
    1. Dandy Mott, "American Horror Story: Freak Show"

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    Dandy Mott, "American Horror Story: Freak Show"
    1.  
      vote votes
      Fuck him
    2.  
      vote votes
      Marry him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill him

    4. Not-so-plain Janes

    Daniel McFadden/BET

    Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane

    Danny Feld/The CW

    Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin

    HBO

    Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback

    1. Mary Jane Paul, "Being Mary Jane"

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    Mary Jane Paul, "Being Mary Jane"
    1.  
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her
    1. Jane Villanueva, "Jane the Virgin"

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    Jane Villanueva, "Jane the Virgin"
    1.  
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    2.  
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her
    1. Jane Benson, "The Comeback"

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    Jane Benson, "The Comeback"
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her

    5. The shirt-hating boyfriends of Pretty Little Liars

    Eric McCandless / ABC Family

    Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars

    Eric McCandless / ABC Family

    Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars

    Eric McCandless / ABC Family

    Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars

    1. Caleb Rivers, "Pretty Little Liars"

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    Caleb Rivers, "Pretty Little Liars"
    1.  
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    2.  
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      Marry him
    3.  
      vote votes
      Kill him
    1. Toby Cavanaugh, "Pretty Little Liars"

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    Toby Cavanaugh, "Pretty Little Liars"
    1.  
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      Marry him
    3.  
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      Kill him
    1. Ezra Fitz, "Pretty Little Liars"

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    Ezra Fitz, "Pretty Little Liars"
    1.  
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      Marry him
    3.  
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      Kill him

    6. Twentysomething women trying to find themselves (and getting pixie cuts)

    Walter Thompson / HBO

    Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City

    Jessica Miglio / HBO

    Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls

    Amazon Prime

    Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent

    1. Ilana Wexler, "Broad City"

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    Ilana Wexler, "Broad City"
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her
    1. Hannah Horvath, "Girls"

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    Hannah Horvath, "Girls"
    1.  
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her
    1. Ali Pfefferman, "Transparent"

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    Ali Pfefferman, "Transparent"
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      Marry her
    3.  
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      Kill her

    7. Smoldering silver foxes who leave us thirsty

    Michael Yarish/AMC

    Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men

    John P. Johnson / HBO

    Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking

    Tina Rowden / Fox

    Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society

    1. Roger Sterling, "Mad Men"

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    Roger Sterling, "Mad Men"
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      Kill him
    1. Dom, "Looking"

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    Dom, "Looking"
    1.  
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    2.  
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      Marry him
    3.  
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      Kill him
    1. Dr. McAndrew, "Red Band Society"

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    Dr. McAndrew, "Red Band Society"
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      Marry him
    3.  
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      Kill him

    8. The leading ladies of ShondaLand who always have shit handled

    Adam Taylor / ABC

    Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), Grey's Anatomy

    Adam Taylor / ABC

    Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), Scandal

    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Annalise Keating (Viola Davis), How to Get Away With Murder

    1. Meredith Grey, "Grey's Anatomy"

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    Meredith Grey, "Grey's Anatomy"