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The Ultimate Game Of "F#@K, Marry, Kill": TV 2014 Edition

How will you decide between hot but terrible presidents, Orphan Black clones, and Litchfield inmates? The choices are yours and yours alone.

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1. Dudes who like dudes but whose hotness is undeniable to all genders and orientations

Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking
John P. Johnson / HBO

Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking

Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones
Helen Sloan / HBO

Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones

Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder
Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder

  1. Richie, "Looking"

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Richie, "Looking"
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  1. Oberyn Martell, "Game of Thrones"

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Oberyn Martell, "Game of Thrones"
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  1. Connor Walsh, "How to Get Away With Murder"

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Connor Walsh, "How to Get Away With Murder"
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2. Sexy inmates of Litchfield that could handcuff us anytime

Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black
Netflix

Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black

Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black
Netflix

Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black

Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black
Netflix

Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black

  1. Poussey Washington, "Orange Is the New Black"

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Poussey Washington, "Orange Is the New Black"
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  1. Nicky Nichols, "Orange Is the New Black"

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Nicky Nichols, "Orange Is the New Black"
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  1. Alex Vause, "Orange Is the New Black"

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Alex Vause, "Orange Is the New Black"
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3. Assholes with serious family issues

Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones
Macall B. Polay / HBO

Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones

Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal
Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal

Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show
Michele K. Short/FX

Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show

  1. Joffrey Baratheon, "Game of Thrones"

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Joffrey Baratheon, "Game of Thrones"
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  1. Papa Pope, "Scandal"

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Papa Pope, "Scandal"
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  1. Dandy Mott, "American Horror Story: Freak Show"

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Dandy Mott, "American Horror Story: Freak Show"
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4. Not-so-plain Janes

Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane
Daniel McFadden/BET

Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane

Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin
Danny Feld/The CW

Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin

Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback
HBO

Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback

  1. Mary Jane Paul, "Being Mary Jane"

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Mary Jane Paul, "Being Mary Jane"
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  1. Jane Villanueva, "Jane the Virgin"

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Jane Villanueva, "Jane the Virgin"
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  1. Jane Benson, "The Comeback"

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Jane Benson, "The Comeback"
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5. The shirt-hating boyfriends of Pretty Little Liars

Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars
Eric McCandless / ABC Family

Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars

Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars
Eric McCandless / ABC Family

Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars

Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars
Eric McCandless / ABC Family

Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars

  1. Caleb Rivers, "Pretty Little Liars"

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Caleb Rivers, "Pretty Little Liars"
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  1. Toby Cavanaugh, "Pretty Little Liars"

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Toby Cavanaugh, "Pretty Little Liars"
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  1. Ezra Fitz, "Pretty Little Liars"

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Ezra Fitz, "Pretty Little Liars"
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6. Twentysomething women trying to find themselves (and getting pixie cuts)

Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City
Walter Thompson / HBO

Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City

Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls
Jessica Miglio / HBO

Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls

Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent
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Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent

  1. Ilana Wexler, "Broad City"

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Ilana Wexler, "Broad City"
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  1. Hannah Horvath, "Girls"

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Hannah Horvath, "Girls"
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  1. Ali Pfefferman, "Transparent"

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Ali Pfefferman, "Transparent"
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7. Smoldering silver foxes who leave us thirsty

Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men
Michael Yarish/AMC

Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men

Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking
John P. Johnson / HBO

Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking

Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society
Tina Rowden / Fox

Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society

  1. Roger Sterling, "Mad Men"

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Roger Sterling, "Mad Men"
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  1. Dom, "Looking"

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Dom, "Looking"
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  1. Dr. McAndrew, "Red Band Society"

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Dr. McAndrew, "Red Band Society"
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8. The leading ladies of ShondaLand who always have shit handled

Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), Grey's Anatomy
Adam Taylor / ABC

Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), Grey's Anatomy

Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), Scandal
Adam Taylor / ABC

Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), Scandal

Annalise Keating (Viola Davis), How to Get Away With Murder
Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

Annalise Keating (Viola Davis), How to Get Away With Murder

  1. Meredith Grey, "Grey's Anatomy"

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Meredith Grey, "Grey's Anatomy"
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  1. Olivia Pope, "Scandal"

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Olivia Pope, "Scandal"
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  1. Annalise Keating, "How to Get Away With Murder"

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Annalise Keating, "How to Get Away With Murder"
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9. Bloodsucking guys who look great in tank tops

Marcel Gerard (Charles Michael Davis), The Originals
Bob Mahoney/The CW

Marcel Gerard (Charles Michael Davis), The Originals

Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries
Bob Mahoney/The CW

Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries

Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård), True Blood
( John P. Johnson / HBO

Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård), True Blood

  1. Marcel Gerard, "The Originals"

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