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The Ultimate Game Of "F#@K, Marry, Kill": TV 2014 Edition

How will you decide between hot but terrible presidents, Orphan Black clones, and Litchfield inmates? The choices are yours and yours alone.

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1. Dudes who like dudes but whose hotness is undeniable to all genders and orientations

Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking
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Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking

Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones
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Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones

Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder
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Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder

  1. Richie, "Looking"

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  1. Oberyn Martell, "Game of Thrones"

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  1. Connor Walsh, "How to Get Away With Murder"

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2. Sexy inmates of Litchfield that could handcuff us anytime

Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black
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Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black

Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black
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Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black

Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black
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Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black

  1. Poussey Washington, "Orange Is the New Black"

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  1. Nicky Nichols, "Orange Is the New Black"

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  1. Alex Vause, "Orange Is the New Black"

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3. Assholes with serious family issues

Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones
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Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones

Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal
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Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal

Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show
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Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show

  1. Joffrey Baratheon, "Game of Thrones"

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  1. Papa Pope, "Scandal"

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  1. Dandy Mott, "American Horror Story: Freak Show"

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4. Not-so-plain Janes

Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane
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Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane

Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin
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Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin

Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback
HBO

Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback

  1. Mary Jane Paul, "Being Mary Jane"

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  1. Jane Villanueva, "Jane the Virgin"

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  1. Jane Benson, "The Comeback"

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5. The shirt-hating boyfriends of Pretty Little Liars

Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars
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Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars

Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars
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Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars

Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars
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Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars

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  1. Toby Cavanaugh, "Pretty Little Liars"

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  1. Ezra Fitz, "Pretty Little Liars"

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6. Twentysomething women trying to find themselves (and getting pixie cuts)

Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City
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Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City

Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls
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Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls

Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent
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Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent

  1. Ilana Wexler, "Broad City"

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  1. Hannah Horvath, "Girls"

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  1. Ali Pfefferman, "Transparent"

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7. Smoldering silver foxes who leave us thirsty

Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men
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Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men

Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking
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Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking

Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society
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Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society

  1. Roger Sterling, "Mad Men"

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  1. Dom, "Looking"

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