The Ultimate Game Of "F#@K, Marry, Kill": TV 2014 Edition
How will you decide between hot but terrible presidents, Orphan Black clones, and Litchfield inmates? The choices are yours and yours alone.
1. Dudes who like dudes but whose hotness is undeniable to all genders and orientations

Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking

Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones

Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder
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2. Sexy inmates of Litchfield that could handcuff us anytime

Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black

Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black

Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black
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3. Assholes with serious family issues

Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones

Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal

Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show
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4. Not-so-plain Janes

Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane

Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin

Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback
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5. The shirt-hating boyfriends of Pretty Little Liars

Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars

Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars

Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars
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6. Twentysomething women trying to find themselves (and getting pixie cuts)

Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City

Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls

Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent
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7. Smoldering silver foxes who leave us thirsty

Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men

Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking

Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society
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