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    The Ultimate Game Of "F#@K, Marry, Kill": TV 2014 Edition

    How will you decide between hot but terrible presidents, Orphan Black clones, and Litchfield inmates? The choices are yours and yours alone.

    Jaimie Etkin
    by Jaimie Etkin

    BuzzFeed News Reporter

    1. Dudes who like dudes but whose hotness is undeniable to all genders and orientations

    Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking
    John P. Johnson / HBO

    Richie Ventura (Raúl Castillo), Looking

    Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones
    Helen Sloan / HBO

    Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), Game of Thrones

    Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder
    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), How to Get Away With Murder

    2. Sexy inmates of Litchfield that could handcuff us anytime

    Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black
    Netflix

    Poussey Washington (Samira Wiley), Orange Is the New Black

    Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black
    Netflix

    Nicky Nichols (Natasha Lyonne), Orange Is the New Black

    Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black
    Netflix

    Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange Is the New Black

    3. Assholes with serious family issues

    Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones
    Macall B. Polay / HBO

    Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), Game of Thrones

    Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal
    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Rowan Pope (Joe Morton), Scandal

    Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show
    Michele K. Short/FX

    Dandy Mott (Finn Wittrock), American Horror Story: Freak Show

    4. Not-so-plain Janes

    Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane
    Daniel McFadden/BET

    Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union), Being Mary Jane

    Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin
    Danny Feld/The CW

    Jane Villanueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin

    Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback
    HBO

    Jane Benson (Laura Silverman), The Comeback

    5. The shirt-hating boyfriends of Pretty Little Liars

    Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars
    Eric McCandless / ABC Family

    Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars

    Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars
    Eric McCandless / ABC Family

    Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen), Pretty Little Liars

    Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars
    Eric McCandless / ABC Family

    Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding), Pretty Little Liars

    6. Twentysomething women trying to find themselves (and getting pixie cuts)

    Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City
    Walter Thompson / HBO

    Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer), Broad City

    Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls
    Jessica Miglio / HBO

    Hannah Horvath (Lena Dunham), Girls

    Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent
    Amazon Prime

    Ali Pfefferman (Gaby Hoffmann), Transparent

    7. Smoldering silver foxes who leave us thirsty

    Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men
    Michael Yarish/AMC

    Roger Sterling (John Slattery), Mad Men

    Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking
    John P. Johnson / HBO

    Dom (Murray Barlett), Looking

    Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society
    Tina Rowden / Fox

    Dr. McAndrew (Dave Annable), Red Band Society

    8. The leading ladies of ShondaLand who always have shit handled

    Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), Grey's Anatomy
    Adam Taylor / ABC

    Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), Grey's Anatomy

    Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), Scandal
    Adam Taylor / ABC

    Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), Scandal

    Annalise Keating (Viola Davis), How to Get Away With Murder
    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Annalise Keating (Viola Davis), How to Get Away With Murder

    9. Bloodsucking guys who look great in tank tops

    Marcel Gerard (Charles Michael Davis), The Originals
    Bob Mahoney/The CW

    Marcel Gerard (Charles Michael Davis), The Originals

    Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries
    Bob Mahoney/The CW

    Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries

    Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård), True Blood
    ( John P. Johnson / HBO

    Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård), True Blood

    10. The only clones that matter on Orphan Black

    Alison Hendrix (Tatiana Maslany), Orphan Black
    Steve Wilkie/ BBC America

    Alison Hendrix (Tatiana Maslany), Orphan Black

    Cosima Niehaus (Tatiana Maslany), Orphan Black
    BBC America

    Cosima Niehaus (Tatiana Maslany), Orphan Black

    Sarah Manning (Tatiana Maslany), Orphan Black
    Steve Wilkie/ BBC America

    Sarah Manning (Tatiana Maslany), Orphan Black

    11. Smart guys who may seem mushy, but have secret pecs of steel

    Cary Agos (Matt Czuchry), The Good Wife
    Paul Filo / CBS

    Cary Agos (Matt Czuchry), The Good Wife

    Danny Castellano (Chris Messina), The Mindy Project
    Patrick McElhenney/Fox

    Danny Castellano (Chris Messina), The Mindy Project

    Wes Gibbins (Alfred Enoch), How to Get Away With Murder
    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    Wes Gibbins (Alfred Enoch), How to Get Away With Murder

    12. The badass muthas of Game of Thrones

    Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke), Game of Thrones
    Helen Sloan / HBO

    Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke), Game of Thrones

    Ygritte (Rose Leslie), Game of Thrones
    Helen Sloan / HBO

    Ygritte (Rose Leslie), Game of Thrones

    Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dormer), Game of Thrones
    Macall B. Polay / HBO

    Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dormer), Game of Thrones

    13. Filthy but sexy men from the days of britches

    Ichabod Crane (Tom Mison), Sleepy Hollow
    Brownie Harris/Fox

    Ichabod Crane (Tom Mison), Sleepy Hollow

    Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan), Outlander
    Starz

    Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan), Outlander

    Daario Naharis (Michiel Huisman), Game of Thrones
    Helen Sloan / HBO

    Daario Naharis (Michiel Huisman), Game of Thrones

    14. Your basic bitches

    Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), Orange Is the New Black
    JoJo Whilden/Netflix

    Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), Orange Is the New Black

    Megan Draper (Jessica Paré), Mad Men
    AMC

    Megan Draper (Jessica Paré), Mad Men

    Marnie Michaels (Allison Williams), Girls
    Jessica Miglio / HBO

    Marnie Michaels (Allison Williams), Girls

    15. The POTUSes with the mostestes

    Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey), House of Cards
    Nathaniel Bell/Netflix

    Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey), House of Cards

    President Fitz Grant (Tony Goldwyn), Scandal
    Mitchell Haaseth / ABC

    President Fitz Grant (Tony Goldwyn), Scandal

    Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Veep
    Paul Schiraldi / HBO

    Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Veep

    16. Just your oft-bespectacled girls next door

    Jess Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl
    Sam Urdank/Fox

    Jess Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl

    Mindy Lahiri (Mindy Kaling), The Mindy Project
    Patrick McElhenney/Fox

    Mindy Lahiri (Mindy Kaling), The Mindy Project

    Felicity Smoak (Emily Bett Rickards), Arrow
    Cate Cameron/The CW

    Felicity Smoak (Emily Bett Rickards), Arrow

    17. Because the white patriarchy just won't quit

    Nick Hawley (Matt Barr), Sleepy Hollow
    Brownie Harris/Fox

    Nick Hawley (Matt Barr), Sleepy Hollow

    Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon), NCIS
    Sonja Flemming / CBS

    Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon), NCIS

    Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz), The Walking Dead
    Gene Page / AMC

    Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz), The Walking Dead

    18. Lady sleuths who are totally boss

    Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones
    Patrick McElhenney/Fox

    Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones

    Dr. Joan Watson (Lucy Liu), Elementary
    Jeff Neumann / CBS

    Dr. Joan Watson (Lucy Liu), Elementary

    Ellie Bishop (Emily Wickersham), NCIS
    Michael Yarish / CBS

    Ellie Bishop (Emily Wickersham), NCIS