The 100 Most Australian Words Of All Time
The definitive ranking of our national lingo. (NSFW because Straya.)
100. Maggot

"Let's get maggot!" "I'm still maggoted from last night."
99. Nollsy

98. Durry

"Fanging for a durry."
97. Uey

96. Pash-rash

95. Gammon

94. Pikelet

93. Ciggybuttbrain

92. Cunt

"Which of youse cunts ate all the BBQ Shapes?"
91. Sickcunt

"You bought BBQ Shapes? Bloody sickcunt!"
90. Madcunt

89. Rellies

88. Showbag

87. Wristie

86. Gobbie

85. Saltie

84. Sickie

"Chuck a sickie."
83. Exxy

82. Physie

"I didn't get to be two-time state physie champ without stepping on a few toes, Narelle.”
81. Toadie

80. Wowser

79. Jillawa

"Quick, need to use the jillawa."
78. Goona

"You got goona pains?"
77. Ranga

76. Bush-doof

"Bazza took too many eckies at the bush-doof and had to wait four hours for the ambos."
75. Daggy

74. Cert

73. Chockie-bickie

72. Nang

71. Wag

"Wanna wag school and do nangs?"
70. Devvo

"Is that the last of the nangs? Devvo."
69. Brissie

68. Festy

67. Sanger

"A dry Weet-Bix for little lunch and a tomato sauce sanger for big lunch."
66. Franger

65. Servo

"Went down the servo for some Passiona and a packet of Toobs."
64. Sarvo

63. Derro

62. Deffo

61. Soycap

60. Cabsav

59. The Gurge

58. Choosdee

Via blake_d_shiel.
57. Dak

56. Moi

"Look at moi, ploize."
55. Youse

54. Gobbledok

53. Budju

"Look at that lovely budju over at the bar."
52. Ozibatla

51. Perthonality

50. Burl

49. Choof

48. Orchy

47. Tradie

"Tradies get the ladies."
46. Pozzie

45. Mozzie

44. Jarjum

"Where'd those jarjums go?"
43. Root-rat

42. Strewth

41. Crikey

40. Mappatassie

"And that was the last time I used Nad's on my mappatassie."
39. Dunmeback

"I've bent down to pick up a slab at the bottle-o and gone and dunmeback."
38. Yakka

37. Chunderous

36. Occystrap

"Need to do a Bunnings run to pick up an occystrap."
35. Bonza

34. Tidda

33. Goggomobil

From this classic commercial.
32. Chrissiepressie

31. Donger

"Drier than a dead dingo's donger."
30. Boofhead

29. Scungies

28. Mirin

"U mirin, brah?"
27. Pollywaffle

26. Unna

"True, unna?"
25. Galah

"Ya flamin' galah."
24. Pav

23. Gubbah

22. Poo-tickets

21. Kylie

20. Spill

19. Doona

18. Shark-biscuit

17. Budda

"How you going, budda? Everything all right, my bred?" "All good, brah."
16. Larrikin

15. Bumfloss

14. Never-Never

13. Browneye

"Chuck a browneye."
12. Habib

11. Dardy

10. Bludger

9. Tryhard

8.
7. Wucking-furries

"No wukkas?" "No wucking-furries, mate."
6. Dunny-budgie

5. Trackydaks

4. Goon

3. Fuckenoath

2. Fucksakes

A cherished Australian proverb.
1. Deadly

Indigenous Affairs Reporter Allan Clarke contributed to this list.