Health·Posted on Mar 1, 201617 WebMD Symptoms That Will Make You Question EverythingNoisy breathing + fits of rage = dying, right?by Casey GuerenBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink If you're not familiar with the WebMD symptom checker, it's basically a terrifying rabbit hole that usually confirms your darkest fears — or creates new ones. symptoms.webmd.com Here are just a few of the symptoms you can actually choose from. And while these might sound ridiculous out of context, they can also be symptoms of real conditions. So, you know, be careful out there. 1. Fear of air NBC / Via reddit.com Well, now that you mention it... 2. Punching or kicking in sleep Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FOX / Via uproxx.com Unclear if ~who~ you're dreaming about punching/kicking is relevant. 3. Loss of outside 1/3 of eyebrow (unintentional) NBC / Via angryangrycolon.blogspot.com Not to be confused with intentionally losing 1/3 of your eyebrow. 4. Tilts head to look at something instagram.com Wait, is this not endearing? 5. Taste words when they are heard Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Comedy Central / Via giphy.com Please don't say shit. Please don't say shit. 6. Bitter almond odor on breath Logo / Via wifflegif.com What...does that even smell like? 7. Fits of rage FXX / Via 1984morrissey.tumblr.com That bitchy barista had it coming honestly. 8. Teeth do not fit like they used to Twitter: @CrapTaxidermy Tell us you're not incredibly aware of your teeth right now. 9. Unusually short fourth finger MTV / Via rebloggy.com Define "unusually short." 10. Foul smelling stools Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Logo / Via reactiongif.org As opposed to fresh smelling stools. 11. Multiple bruises of different ages NBC / Via zacheser.tumblr.com This leg one is a toddler but this arm one is pre-teen with an attitude. 12. Squatting Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MTV / Via giphy.com Good for your glutes, bad for something else probably that WebMD will tell you all about. 13. Dislikes change in daily routine CBS / Via Twitter: @CBSNLive Same, tbh. 14. Noisy breathing instagram.com CAN YOU PLEASE BREATHE SOFTER, SUSAN? DAMMIT SUSAN DON'T MAKE ME WEBMD YOU. 15. Morning alcohol drinking Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Comedy Central / Via pandawhale.com Reminder: Don't boozy brunch and WebMD. 16. Fear of water E! / Via allisonargentsarrows.tumblr.com IT'S SO CLEAR. 17. Coma Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com / Via giphy.com If you are currently checking this box on WebMD...we have some questions for you.