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    Posted on Mar 1, 2016

    17 WebMD Symptoms That Will Make You Question Everything

    Noisy breathing + fits of rage = dying, right?

    If you're not familiar with the WebMD symptom checker, it's basically a terrifying rabbit hole that usually confirms your darkest fears — or creates new ones.

    symptoms.webmd.com

    Here are just a few of the symptoms you can actually choose from. And while these might sound ridiculous out of context, they can also be symptoms of real conditions. So, you know, be careful out there.

    1. Fear of air

    NBC / Via reddit.com

    Well, now that you mention it...

    2. Punching or kicking in sleep

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    Unclear if ~who~ you're dreaming about punching/kicking is relevant.

    3. Loss of outside 1/3 of eyebrow (unintentional)

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    Not to be confused with intentionally losing 1/3 of your eyebrow.

    4. Tilts head to look at something

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    Wait, is this not endearing?

    5. Taste words when they are heard

    Comedy Central / Via giphy.com

    Please don't say shit. Please don't say shit.

    6. Bitter almond odor on breath

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    What...does that even smell like?

    7. Fits of rage

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    That bitchy barista had it coming honestly.

    8. Teeth do not fit like they used to

    Twitter: @CrapTaxidermy

    Tell us you're not incredibly aware of your teeth right now.

    9. Unusually short fourth finger

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    Define "unusually short."

    10. Foul smelling stools

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    As opposed to fresh smelling stools.

    11. Multiple bruises of different ages

    NBC / Via zacheser.tumblr.com

    This leg one is a toddler but this arm one is pre-teen with an attitude.

    12. Squatting

    MTV / Via giphy.com

    Good for your glutes, bad for something else probably that WebMD will tell you all about.

    13. Dislikes change in daily routine

    CBS / Via Twitter: @CBSNLive

    Same, tbh.

    14. Noisy breathing

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    CAN YOU PLEASE BREATHE SOFTER, SUSAN? DAMMIT SUSAN DON'T MAKE ME WEBMD YOU.

    15. Morning alcohol drinking

    Comedy Central / Via pandawhale.com

    Reminder: Don't boozy brunch and WebMD.

    16. Fear of water

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    IT'S SO CLEAR.

    17. Coma

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