16 Sex Toys That Are Better Than A Boyfriend
Attention everyone: The vibrators are evolving. Bye, relationships.
Will they ever stop making new and improved versions of the rabbit-style vibe? Probably…when penises come equipped with clitoris-rubbing bunny ears.
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Disclaimer: This post was mostly* meant to be sarcastic.
Obviously not everyone WANTS a boyfriend in the first place, and, in a more general sense, human connection is a wonderful and fulfilling thing. But so are machine-powered orgasms. Not to mention, the two don't need to be mutually exclusive. That said, sometimes you just want to do you. And that's also a perfectly acceptable way to spend an afternoon.
*Excluding No. 13, because holy shit.